Title : First Kiss Author : kirausa Fandom(s) : Gintama (c) Sorachi Hideaki Pairing(s) : Gintoki/Kagura Rating : K+ Word count : 207 Summary : It had started with a chaos. Involves a robot, delayed payments, and of course, the mouth-contact. Author's Note : Not even worth to be posted as a single fic in FF.net because if the shortness. Please enjoy!
[First Kiss] Kagura's first kiss wasn't as sweet as how first kisses should be. In fact, it was so disgusting that she felt the sudden urgent need to just throw the kisser over her shoulder, which she really did.
It had started with a chaos.
Tama was shooting holes through their things with her bazooka that morning. "Gintoki-sama," she called, firing another blaze of light through the wall, "I will leave immediately in peace if you will just pay the last two months' rent."
Gintoki jumped on the TV, avoiding her aims successfully. "I told you, I will if I have the money! I'm broke, so leave me alone!"
"Is that so?" she asked, jumping high in the air, "Because if you won't pay today, then you shall die."
A high-pitched sound started to howl from her bazooka. He leaped away, and that was when the shoji screen of her closet slid open.
"Gin-chan, what's─ mmph."
They blinked, and found themselves in front of each other.
Their lips were touching. They were kissing.
She pulled away, grabbed his arm, swung him backwards, then she sent him flying, crashing through the roof. It was six o'clock in the morning.
No one kisses Kagura, EVER. Especially with their teeth not brushed.