Marry, shag, cliff
So, tunnels_of_loce gave me Carlisle Cullen, Draco Malfoy, and Capt. Jack Sparrow. This one could get a little difficult.
1. Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2. Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
3. Provide pictures of the 3 people.
4. Post this meme with your answers
Marry:
Well, I would have to marry Carlisle. Why? Sure he's a vampire, sure he's already married to Esme, but we're suspending "reality" (or at least cannon) here. He's majorly hot (not so much in the movie, but in the book he is), he's kind and controlled, but controlled enough to have some fun. He's going to be like, 25 or something forever, and if I married him, it would mean that I would be too, which is kind of neat. The vampire thing has always been interesting to me. And come on, seriously, being around that long he's gotta be good in bed! And if he wasn't, we'd have forever to work on that.
Shag
This was probably the hardest. I wouldn't want to marry either Jack or Draco, but I would want to shag both of them, so in the end I had to go with canon Draco, who I kinda hate, and pick Jack to shag. Because seriously, who wouldn't?? Sure sure, diseases and all that, but we'll look past the possibility of catching something horrible, and go on to just looking at him. I mean come on! He's hot! And you know he's great! And just look at that smirk! It's like Alan Rickman's voice!
Cliff
Well, he is growing up nice; maybe one shag before I push him off the cliff. If we're going with canon ass Draco, then yeah, I'll push him off. Nice fic Draco I would want to keep around, but someone has to go, and he is it. *pout*
1. Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2. Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
3. Provide pictures of the 3 people.
4. Post this meme with your answers
Marry:
Well, I would have to marry Carlisle. Why? Sure he's a vampire, sure he's already married to Esme, but we're suspending "reality" (or at least cannon) here. He's majorly hot (not so much in the movie, but in the book he is), he's kind and controlled, but controlled enough to have some fun. He's going to be like, 25 or something forever, and if I married him, it would mean that I would be too, which is kind of neat. The vampire thing has always been interesting to me. And come on, seriously, being around that long he's gotta be good in bed! And if he wasn't, we'd have forever to work on that.
Shag
This was probably the hardest. I wouldn't want to marry either Jack or Draco, but I would want to shag both of them, so in the end I had to go with canon Draco, who I kinda hate, and pick Jack to shag. Because seriously, who wouldn't?? Sure sure, diseases and all that, but we'll look past the possibility of catching something horrible, and go on to just looking at him. I mean come on! He's hot! And you know he's great! And just look at that smirk! It's like Alan Rickman's voice!
Cliff
Well, he is growing up nice; maybe one shag before I push him off the cliff. If we're going with canon ass Draco, then yeah, I'll push him off. Nice fic Draco I would want to keep around, but someone has to go, and he is it. *pout*