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Greetings, my dear livejournal readers, "friends" if you will.
I just want you all to know what my problems are. Problems:
Problem #1: I am diabetic.
Problem #2: I am short, but not too short.
Problem #3: I am a pretend alcoholic.
Problem #4: My best friend is a stuffed hamster.
Problem #5: My livejournal, facebook, and livejournal are too easily hijacked.
Problem #6: I said livejournal twice.
Problem #7: Too much junk in the trunk.
Problem #8: I don't even know what "junk in the trunk" is.
Problem #9: It means I have a big butt.
Problem #10: My butt isn't really that big.
Problem #11: I want to major in music, history, political science, peace studies, German, and eighteen other things.
Problem #12: I don't really want to major in anything.
Problem #13: My only inspiration in life is a quickly and sloppily drawn flower on a piece of teared notebook paper.
Problem #14: I'm friends with crazy people like Kjhdjhi Fuedod.
Problem #15: Ma teeths is bein pulled in some weeks.
Problem #16: I have terrible grammar.
Problem #17: I go to Gustavus, I eat Swedish meatballs, I live on a hill because God put me there.
Problem #18: Swedish meatballs are gross.
Problem #19: Anyone who likes Swedish meatballs is lying or crazy.
Problem #20: Lefsa is another gross Swedish thing.
Problem #21: This is not my journal.
Problem #22: Sometimes I think my friends are problems when really they are the best thing that has ever happened to me. Sara Cowan is a good example of that. I wish all my friends were like her.
THE END.
the bomb. the bomb. the bomb explosive. sdfihgolsifmre conseny.
I just want you all to know what my problems are. Problems:
Problem #1: I am diabetic.
Problem #2: I am short, but not too short.
Problem #3: I am a pretend alcoholic.
Problem #4: My best friend is a stuffed hamster.
Problem #5: My livejournal, facebook, and livejournal are too easily hijacked.
Problem #6: I said livejournal twice.
Problem #7: Too much junk in the trunk.
Problem #8: I don't even know what "junk in the trunk" is.
Problem #9: It means I have a big butt.
Problem #10: My butt isn't really that big.
Problem #11: I want to major in music, history, political science, peace studies, German, and eighteen other things.
Problem #12: I don't really want to major in anything.
Problem #13: My only inspiration in life is a quickly and sloppily drawn flower on a piece of teared notebook paper.
Problem #14: I'm friends with crazy people like Kjhdjhi Fuedod.
Problem #15: Ma teeths is bein pulled in some weeks.
Problem #16: I have terrible grammar.
Problem #17: I go to Gustavus, I eat Swedish meatballs, I live on a hill because God put me there.
Problem #18: Swedish meatballs are gross.
Problem #19: Anyone who likes Swedish meatballs is lying or crazy.
Problem #20: Lefsa is another gross Swedish thing.
Problem #21: This is not my journal.
Problem #22: Sometimes I think my friends are problems when really they are the best thing that has ever happened to me. Sara Cowan is a good example of that. I wish all my friends were like her.
THE END.
the bomb. the bomb. the bomb explosive. sdfihgolsifmre conseny.