.....

[kiramysexybike]

...I feel... really light-headed.

Kira's pregnant.

....

We're going back to Japan for two weeks so we can see dad and.... and... the other guys. My friend. Best friend. Fuck, what was his name again?

.....I need to ... go out. And.... drink? Stuff...

I'm too young to be a father!

Comments

[elysia_pride]

CONGRATULATIONS~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY OWN BABY SON IS COMING SOON TOO~! HAVE YOU THOUGHT UP GOOD NAMES????????

[kiramysexybike]

The only good names I'm thinking up are "Budweiser" and "Black Russian" right now.

[kiramysexybike]

((Dude, is anyone else seeing that icon as the tree from The Ring?))

[shirohoshineko]

((Yup.))

[jagen_eyes]

((YEP O_O))

[elysia_pride]

Ooh~~!! Are we naming babies after beer now?? It's the latest new rage??

OH!! I know! Kirin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes! Great name! Especially for a girl!! OMG! My Elysia-chan~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<33333333

[kiramysexybike]

I'm only seventeen! I can't have a kid yet! I ... this!

I mean... I guess we're married and stuff... but...

I'mgoingtohaveaheartattack...

[elysia_pride]

Oh, trust me, it's terrific having a child!!!! It's the bestest and most wonderfullest experience you can have~~!!! It's terrific being a father! You're charged with the important duty of protecting your wife and mother of your child and your daughter/son!!!!!!!!!! It's an honor!!!! You should be proud, young man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now now, just breathe!!! Think of happy baby names!! And no drinking! What kind of example are you setting? Do you want your baby to be an alcoholic? You must set up a great example!! You're the role model! No pressure~~!1

[kiramysexybike]

...Role...model?

Nononono. You don't understand. I'd be a horrible role-model. I'm the furthest thing from being a good role-model that you can get. I can't do this. The good role-model's are here in Mugenjou, and I'm all the way on the other side of the world. I'm in like... Japan, that's how bad of a role-model I'd be. That poor kid. He's going to have such a horrible father.

[elysia_pride]

...

DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND SLAP SOME SENSE INTO YOU, YOUNG MAN!! We're not perfect, that's why we work on it!!! And being a father will be good for you! Ahh, I used to be quite the wild thing in my youth~~ Ahem, but then marriage and Elysia~ (and now Biberdorf! ^O^)

You'll only be a "horrible father" if you keep wallowing your misery like this. Are you a man or not? You go and tell yourself that you WILL be a good father, and that together with your wife, you two will raise a GOOD child, and you'll all have a GOOD life.

[kiramysexybike]

But I smoke and drink and gamble and I've been to jail. Did you know that I've been to jail? My kids going to have a father that's been to prison. That's going to be so scaring. And I'm no where near worthy of my Kira. And... and and..... and.....

[actyoursoxoff]

((**Scarring))

[elysia_pride]

That's in the past, kiddo! So stop drinking and smoking and gambling! You're still young, and it's good that you've realized what mistakes you've made - you can still correct it.

[kiramysexybike]

Yeah... but what if I get into a racing accident and die and leave Kira to fend all for herself with the kid? Couldn't she have waited until I retired or something?