Poop N' Fart

Jan 10, 2006 22:35

I thought it was weird when John Tart was in my english class Sophomore year. I thought it was weirder when John Tart graduated Highschool. The weirdest thing is that I see him at TCC. It makes me wonder why the public school system failed to recognise that John Tart is Special. If you know who I am talking about, you know this motherfucker is definitley not a normal person. He acted out scenes from movies constantly in the lunch room. He constantly sexually harassed girls. He put a mystery white powder in pens and was going to sell them to people, much like in "The Faculty." It was awesome to have John Tart in class, he is a great source of entertainment.

I talked to him for a minute on my way to math class, and he said he wanted to be a videogame programmer. It sounds like the perfect career path for him, because he just seems like the kind of person that should have a job where you don't have to interact with people too much, otherwise he would get fired. I think if John does become a videogame prorammer, the game would be totally fucked. It would be a mix between Godzilla, The Matrix, and Terminator.
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