*facepalm*
Client: “On that map of Maryland graphic… can you get rid of that jaggy thing? My client doesn’t like that.”
Me: “Uhh, that’s the Chesapeake Bay.”
Client: “I don’t think it’s part of Maryland, plus it’s annoying so delete it.”
Me: “Yeah, it’s definitely part of Maryland.”
Client: “I still don’t think so… I’m googling it right now, hold on.”
[silence]
“OK, just show the state boundary.”
Me: “Uhh, the Chesapeake Bay DEFINES part of the state’s boundary. I can’t delete a body of water.”
Client: “Just fill it in then.”
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Me: “Uhh, that’s the Chesapeake Bay.”
Client: “I don’t think it’s part of Maryland, plus it’s annoying so delete it.”
Me: “Yeah, it’s definitely part of Maryland.”
Client: “I still don’t think so… I’m googling it right now, hold on.”
[silence]
“OK, just show the state boundary.”
Me: “Uhh, the Chesapeake Bay DEFINES part of the state’s boundary. I can’t delete a body of water.”
Client: “Just fill it in then.”
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