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kira_may

What Men Really Mean...

Mar 30, 2005 10:41

I got this in an e-mail today from a good friend. And now I am posting it with cynegyth in mind...

( What Men Really Mean )

Comments 18

jack4will March 30 2005, 17:04:02 UTC

Oh yeah that is so true Kira. *huggles her hard*

kira_may March 30 2005, 17:06:33 UTC

my favourite one was "You look fine" means "I'm starving, stop trying things on". heehee

jack4will March 30 2005, 18:03:21 UTC

Yep their stomach rules everything.

kira_may March 30 2005, 21:16:28 UTC

for the most part, yep. When its not the wang, and sometimes its a mighty power struggle.

Thread 5

myth_adventure March 30 2005, 19:00:43 UTC

That's why I'm divorced and loving it :)))))

kira_may March 30 2005, 21:13:44 UTC

well, I am married and (mostly) loving it, but its why my hair is rapidly turning white. And why I occasionally feel homicidal. ;P

myth_adventure March 30 2005, 21:33:26 UTC

Hehe ... husbands and children will do that to you. I keep telling the daughter she should have to pay for my Miss Clairol :)

P.S. myth_adventure March 30 2005, 21:34:45 UTC

Most adorable icon EVER!!!!!!! *smiles*

Thread 7

cynegyth March 30 2005, 23:03:29 UTC

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

lol yep I've heard of that one before. Maybe we should add.

(when asked why) "Because I said so."
"Can't think of a reason so this one'll be good enough."

kira_may March 30 2005, 23:22:30 UTC

hoo. If Chris ever tried "Because I said so" on me, he would find out just how comfortable it is to have your wife's feet imbedded in your ass!

tinanialilli March 31 2005, 01:01:54 UTC

"You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm
starving."

*snortgiggle* Oh so so true. Showed them to the bf and he was like, 'we so don't think that! Oh wait yep, and yeah...and that one's true I suppose. Oh yeah that one's true. Hahaha yeah...' etc

kira_may March 31 2005, 03:13:17 UTC

You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm
starving."

heehee! that was my favourite part, too. I wish hubby was home so I could show these to him!

djeannot March 31 2005, 01:32:22 UTC

Hilarious!!! I especially love
"We share the housework."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
I swear, that wouldn't fly one iota in my household. :)

kira_may March 31 2005, 03:20:47 UTC

It doesn't fly in my household, I'll tell you that much! Although he always acts like he has done me some huge favour whenever he does his share of the chores.

Maybe now would be a good time to mention that there has been a study done, and it says that stay at home Moms work an equivalent to two full time jobs. So I don't really need him giving me the "What? I did the dishes," look.

And yes, I did get that from Dr. Phil.