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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday I gave 3048 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In July I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In April I stole a_silent_letter's purse (-30 points). Last Tuesday I helped misatojaganshi across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (720 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
kira_lalala