Random things that made me smile =)
Originally posted on May 11, 2008
1 Mom dog nurses kittens!
puppies + kittens = pittens X-D
2. Because I iz twelve:
"Unquestionably, producing sperm, ejaculate, or seminal fluids is costly for many animals. The energetic demands of sperm production can result in reduced body mass, a shortened life span, or limited lifetime sperm production," they added.
Taken out of context from this article: "Sexy orchids do more than embarrass wasps?," YahooNews, May 8, 2008.
3. Hikago no Hentai: Let's talk about sex (multiple slash and het pairings)
Warning: explicit sexual content.
He'd always known his boyfriend was a sick, sick pervert, but he'd been able to go along with it until now. Hell, the whole sixty-nining thing was actually pretty fun, and the maid's costume made him feel sexy. But this was going too far. "And why would I want to do that?"
"Because it will make me very, very happy."
"Watching a porno makes you very, very happy," Yashiro retorted. "Hell, you get very, very happy watching paint dry." He considered grabbing his clothes and making a break for it, but Yeong-ha wouldn't let him escape that easily.
"Would you like me to demonstrate?" Yeong-ha was already plying his shoulder with kisses and turning him over onto his stomach.
The kisses reached the middle of his back before he could answer. "What? No. Let's just do something el-"
And his breath was gone. He wasn't sure if this was some Korean secret passed down through training schools, but it was something he was quickly learning to enjoy.
1 Mom dog nurses kittens!
puppies + kittens = pittens X-D
2. Because I iz twelve:
"Unquestionably, producing sperm, ejaculate, or seminal fluids is costly for many animals. The energetic demands of sperm production can result in reduced body mass, a shortened life span, or limited lifetime sperm production," they added.
Taken out of context from this article: "Sexy orchids do more than embarrass wasps?," YahooNews, May 8, 2008.
3. Hikago no Hentai: Let's talk about sex (multiple slash and het pairings)
Warning: explicit sexual content.
He'd always known his boyfriend was a sick, sick pervert, but he'd been able to go along with it until now. Hell, the whole sixty-nining thing was actually pretty fun, and the maid's costume made him feel sexy. But this was going too far. "And why would I want to do that?"
"Because it will make me very, very happy."
"Watching a porno makes you very, very happy," Yashiro retorted. "Hell, you get very, very happy watching paint dry." He considered grabbing his clothes and making a break for it, but Yeong-ha wouldn't let him escape that easily.
"Would you like me to demonstrate?" Yeong-ha was already plying his shoulder with kisses and turning him over onto his stomach.
The kisses reached the middle of his back before he could answer. "What? No. Let's just do something el-"
And his breath was gone. He wasn't sure if this was some Korean secret passed down through training schools, but it was something he was quickly learning to enjoy.