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Jul 19, 2006 13:29

Hello journal, how do you do? My name is Kir and I have come to defile your inner pages like some great monster. I'm sure you're overjoyed by this.

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broken_harry July 20 2006, 19:41:47 UTC
So...was it? Overjoyed.

I have got to be bloody bored to actually answer complete, probably barmy, strangers in this thing.

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kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 20:06:23 UTC
It was overwhelmed with utmost happiness. It even did a little jig.

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broken_harry July 20 2006, 20:17:11 UTC
I'm sure it appreciated that.

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kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 20:24:24 UTC
I certainly hope so! I'd hate to dissapoint it.

Who might this be, by the way?

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broken_harry July 20 2006, 20:27:25 UTC
As I'm sure it would hate to be disappointed.

This is Fuck me. I didn't private this. Well, too late but I'm not telling you now.

You can call me B.W.

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kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 20:38:02 UTC
Indeed.

Okay then B.W. Although, I certainly hope that doesn't mean... well Bile Water for instance. That would certainly be a disgusting name.

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broken_harry July 20 2006, 20:46:18 UTC
No, no Bile Water.

And who is this? Well, besides Kir. I don't think I know any Kirs.

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kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 20:51:27 UTC
Good thing, otherwise I'd imagine you're parents were very very cruel.

Oh bugger. Might as well say it. Kir is short for Kirley. Full name Kirley McCormack Duke.

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broken_harry July 20 2006, 21:10:34 UTC
No, they weren't.

Sounds familiar. Very familiar. Is there a reason for that?

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kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 21:16:01 UTC
Ever hear of the Weird Sisters?

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broken_harry July 20 2006, 21:37:28 UTC
Merlin, that Kir?!

Looks like I picked the right journal to be a wanker in.

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kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 21:42:10 UTC
Yes, that Kir. Nothing to spectacular really.

Well, if it's any consolation.. your wankness..wankerness..wanking is quite amusing.

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broken_harry July 20 2006, 21:56:31 UTC
That would depend on who you talk to, I think.

Amusing? Haven't heard that before. Most of the time, I get things like vases or bobbleheads thrown at me.

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kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 21:58:18 UTC
Very true.

I'm an odd person, I've been told. And watch out for those flying vases. They're dangerous.

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broken_harry July 20 2006, 22:03:22 UTC
Yes, it is.

Odd I haven't heard - in regards to me. Wanker, prat, arse, I think my favorite so far has been The Boy Who Lived To Be The Bane Of My Existence. Yes, that one is definitely up there on my list.

The vase was actually never thrown, more threatened than anything. I've managed to dodge the other things though.

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kir_not_kirley July 20 2006, 22:22:18 UTC
Funny that they give you names similiar to Harry Potter. I'd hate to be him, poor guy.

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