EVERYBODY POLKA

[kippurbird]

Part Nine

Max goes and lands. She hides behind a warehouse and ties her windbreaker around her neck....

HOW THE HELL IS SHE WEARING A WINDBREAKER WITH WINGS?!

Why does she even have one in the first place? And how does tying it around her neck hide her thirteen feet wingspan? She pulls them into a tight accordion …

Look! Accordion wings!

Comments

[cimplybe]

Arizona has a rule that you have to be 18 years or older to use a gun by yourself. Younger than that, you have to be supervised by a parent or a legal guardian (or a few other very specific circumstances). And in every state, regardless of their laws about owning and carrying, it's still illegal to wave them around in a threatening manner at little girls.

So, yeah, nothing about what these boys are doing is covered by the Second Amendment. I love my Second Amendment; why do people keep abusing it? :(

Also, I can't for the life of me figure out why a windbreaker tied around the neck would hide someone's wings. I'm imagining those stereotypical preppy kids with the sweaters tied around the shoulders for no good reason...yeah, those don't hide much of anything. At all.

On a side note, I do know someone who has 'generosity' as a flaw. Well, I guess it's less 'generosity' and more 'pure stupidity' because he'll spend so much money at the start of the month treating other people to dinners and drinks and just plain old giving it away that by the end he doesn't have enough to pay his bills. He was weird. :\