Drabble Meme

[kipli]

Stolen from elfbert...

DRABBLE MEME
The first fifteen people to comment on this post get to request a drabble from you. In return, they have to post this meme in their journal. Post all fandoms you’re willing to write for.Scrubs or Enterprise or SeaQuest. Be sure to give me a prompt, at least a word, but nothing too specific so I don't feel too tied

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The Prank Wars [PG]

[kipli]

"Whipped cream?"

"Did it."

"Silly string?"

"Out of it."

"Exploding toilets?"

"Did you *want* Bridger to finally figure this out?" Tim O'Neill heaves an exacerbated sigh at Miguel Ortiz. "Face it. We lost. Lets just pay up and be done with this."

Pausing halfway down the hall, Miguel shakes his head as he thrusts a finger at Tim. "They're *not* winning. They *can't* win."

"We're *out* of ideas!" Tim yelps. "We have to pay up."

"No!"

"Real mature there, Miguel."

"But don't you see?! We'll never hear the end of it. It's not about the money. It's about the *pride*."

"Good, because I need you to cover my half."

Miguel only has time to blink at Tim before two loud whooping shouts sound off from down the hall. Both men turn as one to see Anthony Piccolo and Lucas Wolenczak swaggering towards them.

"Pay up. We win. Shows over."

Miguel frowns at Piccolo with a wave of his hand. "We still have an hour till midnight."

"Face it. You guys lost. There's no way you can pull another prank in the next..." Lucas pauses to check his watch. "Fifty-four minutes and twenty-three seconds."

"How did you guys get cheese to come out of the communal shower heads, anyway?" Tim can't help asking, earning a sharp look from Miguel. Tim blinks at him. "*What*? It was... pretty ingenious."

"You dare question the genius that *is* Mister Science over here?" Piccolo huffs as he briskly ruffles Lucas' hair before pointing that hand at Miguel. "Now pay up."

"No! We still have time. Plenty of time."

"You *owe* us fifty bucks. Don't try and weasel out of it now just because you're a sore loser."

Miguel shifts on his feet, looking around for any way to stall. "Well... well how do we *know* you guys pulled that last prank?"

Lucas folds his arms indigently. "Who else could've rerouted the entire system through the galley? Who else could've had access or time or ability--"

"*Exactly*," comes a booming voice behind all four of them. They twist and instantly Piccolo has to cough to cover up a swear that escapes his lips.

Nathan Bridger, hands on hips, with an equally disgruntled looking Jonathan Ford, glares at all of the men before settling his gaze on Lucas. "Did you think *no* one would figure it out?"

"I--I--I didn't do it!"

Ford snorts from behind Bridger. "Spending *way* too much time with Piccolo, Lucas, if you think *that* lie will get you out of this."

Bridger turns Piccolo then. "And you? I hear you put him up to all this. You should know better than to brag in public about your crimes and shenanigans."

"We, uh, we... we were just *havin'* some fun, sir."

"Some *fun*? Because of you two, we won't have the public shower system up and running for another *week*." Bridger's voice drops as he grabs hold of Piccolo, simply gesturing for Lucas to follow after, and begins to escort the two of them away. "Of course, you *two* will be paying for this a *lot* longer than that..."

Ford lingers a moment, watching Bridger disappear around the corner with both sullen looking men in tow, before he turns to Miguel and Tim. "By the way, *you* two owe Bridger and I that fifty bucks." He flashes the stunned men a grin. "Whenever you get a chance."

As Ford also disappears, Tim gasps, "They knew about the bet?!"

"Knew? They just won!"

Re: The Prank Wars [PG]

[xandri]

HOLY SHIT.

Not only was that fantastic, and not only did I totally just SQUEAL as I was reading it, but you even included the word "shenanigans", so for that, you get EXTRA POINTS.