Holy crap am I a dick.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I helped bloodstnedtears across the street (6 points). Last Tuesday I stole shidouishamael's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole fliknightshade's purse (30 points). In May I pushed kittenkat13 in the mud (-17 points). In July I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-711 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
kinseriffic
I'mg ettin nuttin for xmas?