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[kinpika]

[After that debacle at the Smith's and punching his own lights out, shame and embarrassment greatly set in on the proud man. How many people saw him in that condition after all? When the postman said he had something for him, Gilgamesh put on his angry face and walked his bum over to the post office

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Violence is fine, he'll probably get someone to save him if he's in danger of dying

[rulethegame]

[What's up, neighbor? Joshua's just chilling out in front of his house, but the man walking down the street looks like prime entertainment, so he makes his way over.]

Hee hee. You look like you've seen better days. Get something nice back?

[kinpika]

[Looking none too happy at that statement but still plastering himself with a prideful, holier-than-thou look.]

Hmph. Something well beyond the imagination of a mongrel brat.

[rulethegame]

You'd be surprised at what my imagination can handle. And I'd certainly hope so, for the price you paid.

[kinpika]

Even gods envy my collection. A dog like you would be no exception.

[rulethegame]

[His voice goes even more amused at that.]

Gods, hmm? My, how impressive! Will you show me this little collection of yours, then? I'd love to see just what could inspire such awe among such higher powers.

[kinpika]

Hah! Hahahahaha!!!

Who are you to ask that I show off my treasures?

[rulethegame]

Oh, I haven't introduced myself yet? Where are my manners? The name's Joshua. And you are?

[kinpika]

You are speaking with the Hero King of Uruk, Gilgamesh.

[rulethegame]

Gilgamesh, hmm? From the legend? I haven't read that one in a while. They really do bring all types of people into this town, don't thy?

[kinpika]

The very same.

[rulethegame]

Not exactly how I pictured you, but that's not necessarily a bad thing, hee hee. So where is Enkidu in all of this, then? Unless you've already reached the second half of your saga?

[kinpika]

If you are wondering about my role, I have already reached death and rebirth on in the Throne of Heroes.

[rulethegame]

Oh? This town must be quite a step down for you, then. What a shame~.

[kinpika]

Everything about modern times is a step down.

[rulethegame]

I wouldn't say that. What's humanity without progress, after all? And life's a lot better when people shower everyday, for one.

[kinpika]

Compared to my subjects, today's people are lazy, fat, and over entitled.