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[kinpika]

[Outside of the cosplay cafe at 1245 Williams, Saber and Gilgamesh were dressed and prepped. Of course, Gil was playing the role of caring, experience worker. And doing his best to embarrass Saber doing a pretty damn good job at it.]

First thing you should keep in mind is to always have a smile on your face! If you can blush, that's bonus

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[failgetkingdom]

[So there he was, just minding his own business on his way home from school, when he spots not one, but three familiar people through the window. And that smile Dad!Mom was trying? It was very disturbing.]

[kinpika]

[HAY SON, HOW ARE YOU.]

You should come join us!

[failgetkingdom]

[Record scratch noise goes here]

J...j-join?

[kinpika]

You could be a miniature Saber. If we put you in a maid outfit and her too, no one could tell the difference and it would be great.

[failgetkingdom]

[His brain, it is broken. That seems to happen frequently]

...Wh-what?

[kinpika]

Come on, you have to do it.

[failgetkingdom]

[Deer-in-the-headlights expression]

...Have to?

[kinpika]

Yep.

[failgetkingdom]

[Whimper]

But I'm a man...

[kinpika]

So am I.

[failgetkingdom]

But...but you're...

[The weirdest man/boy/Servant/anything he knows]

[kinpika]

Your father?

[failgetkingdom]

...Not that. And Mother is my father. In the technical sense.

[Stop confusing him!]

[kinpika]

But Saber is my wife so that makes me your dad.

[failgetkingdom]

She is? But I don't remember attending a wedding...

[Headscratch]

[kinpika]

You can ask her if you don't believe me.