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[kinpika]

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[kinda_crabby]

Why the fuck is everyone here completely insane?! Worse than that, annoying? Shut up, douchebag!

[kinpika]

You have no right to such words, mongrel. As a king, I can do what I wish, regardless of the whining from the rabble that exist below me.

[kinda_crabby]

Who gives two fruity fucks about being a king? What is a king, anyway? It's just some asshole born with a free ticket to be an incorrigible jackass, that's what. You sure deserve respect for being born! Oh boy, you sure did that well!

[kinpika]

Would you like to see personally why all the respect belongs to me?

[kinda_crabby]

Whoa, let me guess: you're gonna kick my ass or kill me? Well, fuck me and call me Nancy Drew, I'M convinced.

[kinpika]

As you should be. However, I am no stranger to sarcasm. Consider this a warning, mongrel.

[kinda_crabby]

You are some miraculous breed of jackass. There are only two types of people this ridiculously stupidly arrogant:

Delusional assholes with no perspective and people that really, really hate themselves. Which one are you, your majesty?

[kinpika]

Do not leave out the third option, the one attained by me. The one where I have earned every ounce of my right.

[kinda_crabby]

Okay, so number one it is.

[kinpika]

Deluded thoughts from a fool.

[kinda_crabby]

Never once have I denied being delusional or a fool. In fact, I've got delusion and foolishness in spades. I've got barrels full of the shit over here.

[kinpika]

Your opinion and thoughts are also on the same level of excrement.

[kinda_crabby]

Oh, poop insults. Classy.

[kinpika]

You have yet to hear an insult from me.

[kinda_crabby]

Because you think everything you've said is an objective statement of a fact rather than slander? Damn, that wasn't predictable.

[kinpika]

At least you are not as foolish as others.