7th

[kinpika]

Citizens of this town. It has come to my attention that some of you possess talents that allow you to stand above the normal rabble of this foolish place. As I am a reasonable King, I am willing to give each and every one of you a chance

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[hwamei]

Who made you King? I didn't vote for you!

[kinpika]

I was king long before you existed, woman.

[hwamei]

[ huffs ] Of what?

[kinpika]

Long ago, there was one King who possessed everything in the world. All bowed before him. Those from the islands of the east and those from the continent to the west all gave their treasures up to a single man. That man is me and his kingdom is mine.

[hwamei]

Teacher never told me about 'im.

[kinpika]

The kingdom of ancient Sumeria. The golden roads of Babylon, the impenetrable walls of Uruk.

[hwamei]

Ah, you're that guy's boss. No wonder you speak funny. [ She almost says, "But I thought Sumeria was dead." Almost. ] So you're looking for subjects or something?

[kinpika]

I am looking for exceptional beings who will use their talents for me.

[hwamei]

I'm not really looking for a new boss, though. [ Oh, but he said something about protection. ]

... I could. Fix. You laptop? [ haha ]

[kinpika]

Laptop?

[thank god for being in year 2000 Japan. Animeeeeeeeee]

Ah, yes. Those rectangular shaped abacus boxes.

[hwamei]

Uh, yeah. How old are you again? Yeah, I'm really good with those. The best! [ no don't listen to what anyone else says go away ]

[kinpika]

I find those contraptions useless.

[hwamei]

[

pouts ]

... I know some martial arts... [ No, she just watches a lot of wuxia movies, but she does know a thing or two. ]

[kinpika]

You are a female. Can you even cook?

[hwamei]

Heeeeey-

I'm a good cook! [ Just don't ask her to make American food... ]

[kinpika]

Make me your best dish.