Amanda:
Just wanna let you know i'm incredibly in love with you and you're the most gorgeous woman ever. I would be a confused, sad, little boy if i lost you.
Things may be a little boring right now, but i promise our lives will become very interesting and more than fulfilling, i'll make sure of it for you.
I love you m'lady.
{insert cheesy boyfriend girlfriend pic here}
"OOOOO!!! i spooged on the mirror!! HEY! dont you walk away, amanda! EAT YOUR PROTEIN!!"