Snooping

[kinnonme]

Marlene is snooping around Lionel's room, determined to find where he keeps the bloody letters he apparently writes to her. She knows she promised Amos she'd stop being so nosy... it's her New Year's Resolution... but she promised him. Not Lionel. This is fair game.

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At Cordell's

[kinnonme]

*banging on door loudly*

DON'T LET YOUR SISTER SLEEP IN THE GUTTER YOU ARSE, OPEN UP!

Re: At Cordell's

[kinnonme]

*opens the door, very sleepy*

The hell...?

MARLENE? What's wrong, what happened? Why aren't you at your flat? Are you hurt?

Re: At Cordell's

[kinnonme]

Hi.

*storms in and plops onto his couch, grabs remote, and turns on tv*

Got any popcorn?

Re: At Cordell's

[kinnonme]

*takes the remote away from her and turns the TV off*

*sternly*

What. Happened. To. You.

Re: At Cordell's

[kinnonme]

*to her lap* I hate Lionel. I'm moving out.

...

Do you have any Oreos?!

Re: At Cordell's

[kinnonme]

I knew he wasn't good for you! I knew it! I told you, remember? You should never have lived with that boy. What did he do? Is he conducting illegal activities from your flat? Oh, I bet he is, isn't he? What happened? Did the police get him?

No. I do not have any Oreos. Dish up the dirt first.

Re: At Cordell's

[kinnonme]

No, no, nothing like that. Look, I don't want to talk about it. It was just personal and stupid. Just another stupid fight.

He wouldn't do anything illegal.

There's no dirt. Get me Oreos.

Cordell

[kinnonme]

Marlene. It's your duty to society to tell me if he's basing a cocaine and prostitution ring out of your flat.

Excuse me? Get your own Oreos! You know where they are!

Re: Cordell

[kinnonme]

*glares* Knock it off. Lionel's not... shut up.

*sticks out tongue and stomps childishly to the kitchen*

YOU'RE OUT.

*stomps back, flops on couch, crosses arms and pouts*

Re: Cordell

[kinnonme]

*shrugs* Only saying. I knew you should have just stayed at home. You wouldn't have fought with that Lovegood bloke if you'd have listened to me.

SORRY. I'll go get you some in the morning.

*hands her the remote*

Re: Cordell

[kinnonme]

You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a roommate. Or a girlfriend.

...

What did that letter say? That the owl brought?

You better get me some Oreos I'm your guest.

Re: Cordell

[kinnonme]

Maybe I do have a girlfriend. How would you know?

*glares* Your stupid boyfriend seems to think you're the type of girl who'd let him sleep in the same bed as you. Which we ALL know isn't the case. RIGHT, MARLENE?

You're my sister, who showed up unannounced.

Re: Cordell

[kinnonme]

....

DO YOU?!?!!? IS SHE PRETTY IS SHE NICE?!?!?! I HAVE TO APPROVE, CORDELL, YOU KNOW I HAVE TO APPROVE OF HER FIRST.

*makes a face* Of course not. And anyway, it's because they're having a sleepover at Amelia's. It wouldn't be just him and me together. No worries, yah?

Re: Cordell

[kinnonme]

*rolls his eyes*

She's very pretty and very nice and you will approve, I promise. Jeez, relax, would ya?

*scowls* Doesn't matter. Boys are awful, Marlene.

Re: Cordell

[kinnonme]

...Oh my GOD, you're not kidding. WHAT'S HER NAME?!! Do mum and dad know? Why didn't you tell me!!?

Not all of them. *fiddles with hem of shirt*

Cordell

[kinnonme]

Why would I be kidding? What, don't you think I could get a girlfriend? I could GET a girlfriend, Marlene!

Her name is Rachel, no mum and dad don't know, and because you were busy with your apparently criminal flatmate.

Don't try and tell me that Amos boy isn't, Marlene, because I saw that letter. *frowns*