XD What is the best way to slay a vampire?
Becca: Silly option? Diesel-powered garlic stake-launching head slicing salad spinner.
Becca: It slices! It dices! It turns undead!
Me: ooooh aaaaah! all these features and more for 3 easy installments of $19.99!
Becca: Buy now and we'll throw in Chinese zombie repellent!
Me: *claps* it's an amazing deal!
Becca: No more Jiang Shi digging up your flowerbeds and eating your cats!
Becca: It slices! It dices! It turns undead!
Me: ooooh aaaaah! all these features and more for 3 easy installments of $19.99!
Becca: Buy now and we'll throw in Chinese zombie repellent!
Me: *claps* it's an amazing deal!
Becca: No more Jiang Shi digging up your flowerbeds and eating your cats!