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Carmen 16 Prompt: If anyone on the meme has the linguistic knowledge for this, I would so love to see Ancient Rome (or his modern descendants) speaking Latin, Germania (same) speaking Old or Middle High German, England speaking Old or Middle English, France speaking Norman French... anything along these lines you can come up with. For any reason at all.
Bonus: It turns their partner on to hear them speak it.
Super bonus: Dirty talk. In dead languages.
Super duper bonus: The actual language is written out in the fill.