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Things That Go Bump Prompt: Germany and North Italy are sharing a hotel room at a conference. Everything is going well, they're just having a quiet evening together. Then, they hear Romano start yelling and swearing from the room next door (stupid thin hotel walls!).
Italy thinks that his brother is being hurt, and wants to run to the rescue (or rather, hide behind Germany while he runs to the rescue). Germany, to his horror, realizes that Romano is just having rough sex, and has to try and dissuade Italy from barging in. As much Awkward as possible is a must!
Romano's partner is up to the anon, although I prefer Spamano, Belmano or Prumano.
Bonus: Romano's topping.