let me intro you to my new bf...
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i have a new bf!
boy friend?
no no...are u crazy! he *point point to hafiz* will KILL me!!!
anyway one is more than enough thank you...
my new BF!!!
BEST FRIEND!
the GYM!
lol *i can see ppls eyes rolling*
signed up for de gym a mth ago...
too ex in life BUT i guess spendin dat amt of $$ makes you more driven to get ur money's worth (sheesh typical sporean auntie!)
anywaaaaaaaaaaay, im loooving it.
the classes are fun and the machines are so huge and big and bulky (jus de way i like dem)
im praying hoping and wishing de HUGE JLo-esque behind of mine wld shrink or tighten to at least an ALBA-esque size...
no im not in it to lose weight...
im in it to tone up.
and NO im not dieting to get married!!! (sheesh cant a girl work hard to look gd for herself?!)
im in it for MYSELF.
so stop worrying...de marriage plans are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
waaaaaaaaaaaaay
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
far down the road.
puh-lease.
so stop asking bout them.
we're serious yes.
but we're practical too.
you cant live on love n fresh air.
you need cash and a house and loads of trust n understanding too.
so stop asking k.
thanksyouveggiemuch.
nuff said, im in love wit Gymmy
u can join me if ya want,
it's an all-women gym
call me!
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