Status; Potato
Title: Status; Potato
Author: suju_shinki
Pairing: Yoosu
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: Crack.
Length: oneshot
Summary: Facebook fic with a clueless joe 8D
26-04-2011
Kim Junsu: I was on my way to school today when I realised my shoelace was untied. I bent down to fix it and while I was at it someone thought it was funny to grab my ass. When I turned around the person was gone.
Tags: Park Yoochun
- 6 people liked this
Reactions:
Park Yoochun: Why on earth am I tagged?
Kim Junsu: Bitch, you know why. You move like the wind.
Park Yoochun: lmao it wasn't me, I swear. Probably some crazy hobo thinking your ass was the beginning of the tunnel with that precious light at the end.
Kim Junsu: oh well that made me feel much better thinking it was an old dying filthy diseased homeless dude fondeling me while I was innocently on my way to history class. Sure why not.
Park Yoochun: I'm sad I missed such a great opportunity though. Would have been nice, a good feel up for the sake of not losing the memory.
Kim Junsu: Are you honestly flirting with me? Dude, that ship has sailed. Grabbing my ass while I'm not looking is one thing.
Park Yoochun: Fine, forget what I said.
25-04-2011
Park Yoochun: I'm hurt.
Reactions:
Shim Changmin: Clearly not in any real pain since you had time to announce it on facebook.
Park Yoochun: MEND MY PAIN CHANGMIN, MEND THE AGONIZING STIFFNESS THAT TENTS MY PANTS.
Shim Changmin: crying right now. I hate you.
Park Yoochun: kissy kissy boo boo
Shim Changmin: .......okay.
Park Yoochun: I need to talk to you about something. Get your phone out of your ass and your ass on BBM for some sexting.
26-04-2011
Kim Junsu: Right under my nose. Fucking on purpose well fuck you both.
Reactions:
Park Yoochun: what happened?
Kim Junsu: fuck off.
Park Yoochun: Da fuck?
28-04-2011
Shim Changmin > Park Yoochun: get your ass on MSN
Reactions:
Park Yoochun:Shim Changmin: what?
Park Yoochun: I can't.
Shim Changmin: why?
Park Yoochun: I'm busy.
Shim Changmin: with what?
Park Yoochun: damage control
Shim Changmin: what did you do?
Park Yoochun: Apparently I'm fucking you hahahahahahahaha B|
Shim Changmin: Kim?
Park Yoochun: Yep.
Shim Changmin: god, you kiss someone /once/ and shit follows you for the rest of your fucking life.
Park Yoochun: I'll call you when this is done.
28-04-2011
Messages:
From: Park Yoochun
To: Kim Junsu
Subject: Let's kiss and make out
Okay so you're not picking up your phone. If you're mad because I was fucking around with Changmin on facebook, don't be. We were just kidding. Changmin would never do me, duh.
And if it makes you feel better, that was actually me who groped your ass the other day. I'm happy you still know the mold of my hand and how it feels on your ass.
I know you said that that ship has sailed and I'm happy we're still friends and all but....no matter how you look at it my feelings can't just change. And since you don't want to answer them, or can't, whichever, then you still shouldn't be mad if I do my thing with someone else. Not that I'd ever be big enough of a douche to do it right under your nose.
Ps: has your ass gotten firmer?
28-04-2011
Messages:
From: Kim Junsu
To: Park Yoochun
Subject: Let's kiss and make out
WhateverrrrrrrRrrrrrrRrrrrRrrrrrrrR!!!!
SO YOU WERE THE DAMN HOBO!!!
Fine, have it your way. I'll see you at the movies tomorrow night. You're paying. And I swear if you touch my ass I will break your hand and rip it off your arm and feed it to my cats. Douche.
28-04-2011
Park Yoochun: eeeeeeeheerhehhehehehheheheeheh I have a date eheheheheheheeeeheeh
Reactions:
Shim Changmin: Proof or it didn't happen.
Park Yoochun: jealous, whore?
Shim Changmin: why do I know you, why.
Park Yoochun: eeeehehehehheheheheheheheheh imma get it on tonight ehhehehehehehehehe
Shim Changmin: ..............what does that kid see in you
Park Yoochun: he sees my stuff and thinks 'DANG I WANT ME SOME OF THAT SWEET SWEET POTATO'
Shim Changmin: .....potato?
Kim Junsu: da fuck is going on here.
Park Yoochun: potato.
29-04-2011
Kim Junsu: potato...........
- 1 person liked this
Reactions:
Park Yoochun: eheheheheheheheheheh
Kim Jaejoong: is this some weird inside joke.
Park Yoochun: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Shim Changmin: @jaejoong they got some
Kim Jaejoong: @changmin some what? Potatoes?
Shim Changmin: I'm guessing Kim got Yoochun's potato.
Potato Yoochun: EHEH
Kim Jaejoong: @changmin where did yoochun get a potato though? And why did he give it away? Idgi
Shim Changmin: Lmao oh lord
Kim Junsu: @jaejoong it was a really nice potato. really creamy.
Potato Yoochun: SNORTSANDDIESICRY
Shim Changmin: WATDAFUCKKIMLMAONOOOO
Kim Jaejoong: .....creamy potatoes? Was it baked?
Kim Junsu: @jaejoong it was very hot, that's all I can say.
Potato Yoochun: I love this guy. My potato loves this guy.
29-04-2011
Kim Jaejoong: Thanks guys, now I'm craving baked potatoes with cream.
- 3 people liked this
Reactions:
Shim Changmin: I could give you one. Extra creamy.
Kim Jaejoong: nah, I have my own. Thanks though.
Park Yoochun: accept changmin's.
Kim Jaejoong: why, I have my own right here at home. They're really big and yummy.
Kim Junsu: XDDDD
Shim Changmin: mine is bigger.
Park Yoochun: @changmin proof or it didn't happen.
Kim Jaejoong: @changmin how do you know yours is bigger when you've never even seen mine.
Park Yoochun: I think you should both take pictures of your potatoes and share them.
Kim Jaejoong: .......wait....
Kim Junsu: lololol the light went on.
Kim Jaejoong: ....you're not talking about actual potatoes are you........
Park Yoochun: no.....shit
Shim Changmin: I took a picture of mine @jaejoong. Your turn
Kim Jaejoong: I don't know what to say. I........don't know what to say.
Le Fin.
A/n: Please do comment if you like it. Comments are what motivates writers to write more^^
AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK peachinlabel FOR POSTING THIS FOR ME SINCE I AM CURRENTLY A LOST SHEEP WITHOUT A COMPUTER. THANK YOU.
Author: suju_shinki
Pairing: Yoosu
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: Crack.
Length: oneshot
Summary: Facebook fic with a clueless joe 8D
26-04-2011
Kim Junsu: I was on my way to school today when I realised my shoelace was untied. I bent down to fix it and while I was at it someone thought it was funny to grab my ass. When I turned around the person was gone.
Tags: Park Yoochun
- 6 people liked this
Reactions:
Park Yoochun: Why on earth am I tagged?
Kim Junsu: Bitch, you know why. You move like the wind.
Park Yoochun: lmao it wasn't me, I swear. Probably some crazy hobo thinking your ass was the beginning of the tunnel with that precious light at the end.
Kim Junsu: oh well that made me feel much better thinking it was an old dying filthy diseased homeless dude fondeling me while I was innocently on my way to history class. Sure why not.
Park Yoochun: I'm sad I missed such a great opportunity though. Would have been nice, a good feel up for the sake of not losing the memory.
Kim Junsu: Are you honestly flirting with me? Dude, that ship has sailed. Grabbing my ass while I'm not looking is one thing.
Park Yoochun: Fine, forget what I said.
25-04-2011
Park Yoochun: I'm hurt.
Reactions:
Shim Changmin: Clearly not in any real pain since you had time to announce it on facebook.
Park Yoochun: MEND MY PAIN CHANGMIN, MEND THE AGONIZING STIFFNESS THAT TENTS MY PANTS.
Shim Changmin: crying right now. I hate you.
Park Yoochun: kissy kissy boo boo
Shim Changmin: .......okay.
Park Yoochun: I need to talk to you about something. Get your phone out of your ass and your ass on BBM for some sexting.
26-04-2011
Kim Junsu: Right under my nose. Fucking on purpose well fuck you both.
Reactions:
Park Yoochun: what happened?
Kim Junsu: fuck off.
Park Yoochun: Da fuck?
28-04-2011
Shim Changmin > Park Yoochun: get your ass on MSN
Reactions:
Park Yoochun:Shim Changmin: what?
Park Yoochun: I can't.
Shim Changmin: why?
Park Yoochun: I'm busy.
Shim Changmin: with what?
Park Yoochun: damage control
Shim Changmin: what did you do?
Park Yoochun: Apparently I'm fucking you hahahahahahahaha B|
Shim Changmin: Kim?
Park Yoochun: Yep.
Shim Changmin: god, you kiss someone /once/ and shit follows you for the rest of your fucking life.
Park Yoochun: I'll call you when this is done.
28-04-2011
Messages:
From: Park Yoochun
To: Kim Junsu
Subject: Let's kiss and make out
Okay so you're not picking up your phone. If you're mad because I was fucking around with Changmin on facebook, don't be. We were just kidding. Changmin would never do me, duh.
And if it makes you feel better, that was actually me who groped your ass the other day. I'm happy you still know the mold of my hand and how it feels on your ass.
I know you said that that ship has sailed and I'm happy we're still friends and all but....no matter how you look at it my feelings can't just change. And since you don't want to answer them, or can't, whichever, then you still shouldn't be mad if I do my thing with someone else. Not that I'd ever be big enough of a douche to do it right under your nose.
Ps: has your ass gotten firmer?
28-04-2011
Messages:
From: Kim Junsu
To: Park Yoochun
Subject: Let's kiss and make out
WhateverrrrrrrRrrrrrrRrrrrRrrrrrrrR!!!!
SO YOU WERE THE DAMN HOBO!!!
Fine, have it your way. I'll see you at the movies tomorrow night. You're paying. And I swear if you touch my ass I will break your hand and rip it off your arm and feed it to my cats. Douche.
28-04-2011
Park Yoochun: eeeeeeeheerhehhehehehheheheeheh I have a date eheheheheheheeeeheeh
Reactions:
Shim Changmin: Proof or it didn't happen.
Park Yoochun: jealous, whore?
Shim Changmin: why do I know you, why.
Park Yoochun: eeeehehehehheheheheheheheheh imma get it on tonight ehhehehehehehehehe
Shim Changmin: ..............what does that kid see in you
Park Yoochun: he sees my stuff and thinks 'DANG I WANT ME SOME OF THAT SWEET SWEET POTATO'
Shim Changmin: .....potato?
Kim Junsu: da fuck is going on here.
Park Yoochun: potato.
29-04-2011
Kim Junsu: potato...........
- 1 person liked this
Reactions:
Park Yoochun: eheheheheheheheheheh
Kim Jaejoong: is this some weird inside joke.
Park Yoochun: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Shim Changmin: @jaejoong they got some
Kim Jaejoong: @changmin some what? Potatoes?
Shim Changmin: I'm guessing Kim got Yoochun's potato.
Potato Yoochun: EHEH
Kim Jaejoong: @changmin where did yoochun get a potato though? And why did he give it away? Idgi
Shim Changmin: Lmao oh lord
Kim Junsu: @jaejoong it was a really nice potato. really creamy.
Potato Yoochun: SNORTSANDDIESICRY
Shim Changmin: WATDAFUCKKIMLMAONOOOO
Kim Jaejoong: .....creamy potatoes? Was it baked?
Kim Junsu: @jaejoong it was very hot, that's all I can say.
Potato Yoochun: I love this guy. My potato loves this guy.
29-04-2011
Kim Jaejoong: Thanks guys, now I'm craving baked potatoes with cream.
- 3 people liked this
Reactions:
Shim Changmin: I could give you one. Extra creamy.
Kim Jaejoong: nah, I have my own. Thanks though.
Park Yoochun: accept changmin's.
Kim Jaejoong: why, I have my own right here at home. They're really big and yummy.
Kim Junsu: XDDDD
Shim Changmin: mine is bigger.
Park Yoochun: @changmin proof or it didn't happen.
Kim Jaejoong: @changmin how do you know yours is bigger when you've never even seen mine.
Park Yoochun: I think you should both take pictures of your potatoes and share them.
Kim Jaejoong: .......wait....
Kim Junsu: lololol the light went on.
Kim Jaejoong: ....you're not talking about actual potatoes are you........
Park Yoochun: no.....shit
Shim Changmin: I took a picture of mine @jaejoong. Your turn
Kim Jaejoong: I don't know what to say. I........don't know what to say.
Le Fin.
A/n: Please do comment if you like it. Comments are what motivates writers to write more^^
AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK peachinlabel FOR POSTING THIS FOR ME SINCE I AM CURRENTLY A LOST SHEEP WITHOUT A COMPUTER. THANK YOU.