Cleanse My Colon
Monday night I went over to my Aunt Janice's house to get that bracelet for my sister-in-law. Here's the extent of what happened when I knocked on the door:
[door opens; Janice hands me the bracelet]
Janice: Here ya go.
Me: Thanks.
[1-2 second look at each other]
Janice: Bye! [she said this in a perky tone]
Me: Have a good night!
And I left. Very awkward.
After that, I went over to Lindsay's for our planned sleep-over. It was pretty lame because all we did was watch "She's The Man." That's it... lol... we agreed that a planned sleep-over must have proved dull results because - duh - it was planned. These things should be spontaneous, I guess. I took a sleeping pill that night because it usually takes me ages to fall asleep in La La's bed.
Well, I was awoken (as I was expecting) by the chittlins a little before 8am. Lindsay fed 'em and we took 'em to daycare. Then we ran to Wal-Mart where I bought some Ritz Chips, Weight Watchers carrot cake, and this Body Cleanse. My online gal pal Michelle (I think) told me about this one, and I saw it at Wal-Mart last week, and decided to just buy it and detoxify my bod. I started the regimine last night, so in two weeks, I'll let you know if my colon is tons lighter ;)
After Wally-World, we went back to Lindsay's apartment and ate a little bit, knitted a bit, then ate a little bit more, and then went to her mom's house so she could do laundry. We played three rounds of Skip-Bo, all of which I lost. My brother was supposed to come over and pick up his wife's bracelet I'd gotten the night before, but I was too exhausted from my lack of sleep. So I called to tell him I'd be leaving the bracelet in my mailbox and to just come get it because I needed a nap - PRONTO!
So I get home, put the bracelet in the mailbox and hit the hay at around 2:35pm. I don't wake up until about 6:15pm. What a lovely nap! When I got up, I saw that my mom and Grams had called me, so I call them back, then Lindsay calls me and says, "Have you looked outside?" I hadn't, so I go to the front porch - but my door is frozen shut, so I can't open it. I hit the backdoor (feel free to insert you own, very funny, gay jokes here), and it's pretty snowy and stuff... but I could still see SOME grass, so I wasn't too excited or anything.
Anyway, I stayed in last night. I watched my favorite parts of Madonna's "Confessions Tour" DVD, then danced around my living room for a good 45 minutes or so, before watching "All My Children" and "Dirt." I was in bed before one, and back up around 6 this morning. I started the Whole Body Cleanse last night. I'm hoping to have a lovely bowel movement before Weight Watchers at noon. Keep your fingers crossed!
Okay, that's all for now. I totally forgot it was Valentine's day until JUST now. Hmm... I have to work tonight, and my favorite manager is working, plus, I figure we'll be hella dead because of the weather. I can still see some grass outside, but I got my front door open. So I guess that's a plus.
Alrighty, have a nice one, kids! Love is all around, no need to fake it - you can have the town, why don't you take it? Yeah, yeah! Peace!
[door opens; Janice hands me the bracelet]
Janice: Here ya go.
Me: Thanks.
[1-2 second look at each other]
Janice: Bye! [she said this in a perky tone]
Me: Have a good night!
And I left. Very awkward.
After that, I went over to Lindsay's for our planned sleep-over. It was pretty lame because all we did was watch "She's The Man." That's it... lol... we agreed that a planned sleep-over must have proved dull results because - duh - it was planned. These things should be spontaneous, I guess. I took a sleeping pill that night because it usually takes me ages to fall asleep in La La's bed.
Well, I was awoken (as I was expecting) by the chittlins a little before 8am. Lindsay fed 'em and we took 'em to daycare. Then we ran to Wal-Mart where I bought some Ritz Chips, Weight Watchers carrot cake, and this Body Cleanse. My online gal pal Michelle (I think) told me about this one, and I saw it at Wal-Mart last week, and decided to just buy it and detoxify my bod. I started the regimine last night, so in two weeks, I'll let you know if my colon is tons lighter ;)
After Wally-World, we went back to Lindsay's apartment and ate a little bit, knitted a bit, then ate a little bit more, and then went to her mom's house so she could do laundry. We played three rounds of Skip-Bo, all of which I lost. My brother was supposed to come over and pick up his wife's bracelet I'd gotten the night before, but I was too exhausted from my lack of sleep. So I called to tell him I'd be leaving the bracelet in my mailbox and to just come get it because I needed a nap - PRONTO!
So I get home, put the bracelet in the mailbox and hit the hay at around 2:35pm. I don't wake up until about 6:15pm. What a lovely nap! When I got up, I saw that my mom and Grams had called me, so I call them back, then Lindsay calls me and says, "Have you looked outside?" I hadn't, so I go to the front porch - but my door is frozen shut, so I can't open it. I hit the backdoor (feel free to insert you own, very funny, gay jokes here), and it's pretty snowy and stuff... but I could still see SOME grass, so I wasn't too excited or anything.
Anyway, I stayed in last night. I watched my favorite parts of Madonna's "Confessions Tour" DVD, then danced around my living room for a good 45 minutes or so, before watching "All My Children" and "Dirt." I was in bed before one, and back up around 6 this morning. I started the Whole Body Cleanse last night. I'm hoping to have a lovely bowel movement before Weight Watchers at noon. Keep your fingers crossed!
Okay, that's all for now. I totally forgot it was Valentine's day until JUST now. Hmm... I have to work tonight, and my favorite manager is working, plus, I figure we'll be hella dead because of the weather. I can still see some grass outside, but I got my front door open. So I guess that's a plus.
Alrighty, have a nice one, kids! Love is all around, no need to fake it - you can have the town, why don't you take it? Yeah, yeah! Peace!