courtesy of The Edge

[kinkybeaver]

10 Cruel Nicknames for Over-weight Vampires
(My favorite is #6, just say it outloud)
1. Snackula
2. Count Chocoholic
3. Vampire the Buffet Slayer
4. Cholesteratu
5. The Vampurgler
6. The Vampire Lestop for Some Tacos
7. Vlad the Inhaler
8. Ghoulash
9. Queen of the Hammed
10. Taco Bela