If this were MY child...
a funny story:
the Principal of a high school needed to call up one of his teachers to find out why he hadn't shown up at school yet. so he calls and he is greeted by a wispering voice:
"Hello" the voice wispered
"is your dad there"? the principal asked?
"yes" the voice wispered.
"can i talk to him?" asked the principal.
"no" the little voice said.
"is your mommy there?"the prinicapl asked?
"yes" the little voice replied.
"can i speak to her?" the princiapl asked.
"no." said the wispering voice.
"is there anyone else in the house besides you?" asked the princiapl.
"yes... [with a pause] a policeman."
"A POLICEMAN!" said the now worried principal. "can i speak to him?"
"no." said the little voice. "he's busy."
"what is he doing?" asked the princiapl.
"he's waiting for the helicopter to arrive and he's talking to the fireman and my mommy and daddy."
"the fireman! was there a fire at your house?!?" asked the prinicpal.
"no." wispered the voice.
"then why is the fireman, the policeman and a helicopter doing at your house?" asked the prinicpal.
with a pause the voice wispered... "they're lookign for me."
if this were my child, i would seriously strangle him once all the witnesses were gone- who knew priests could be soo funny!
the Principal of a high school needed to call up one of his teachers to find out why he hadn't shown up at school yet. so he calls and he is greeted by a wispering voice:
"Hello" the voice wispered
"is your dad there"? the principal asked?
"yes" the voice wispered.
"can i talk to him?" asked the principal.
"no" the little voice said.
"is your mommy there?"the prinicapl asked?
"yes" the little voice replied.
"can i speak to her?" the princiapl asked.
"no." said the wispering voice.
"is there anyone else in the house besides you?" asked the princiapl.
"yes... [with a pause] a policeman."
"A POLICEMAN!" said the now worried principal. "can i speak to him?"
"no." said the little voice. "he's busy."
"what is he doing?" asked the princiapl.
"he's waiting for the helicopter to arrive and he's talking to the fireman and my mommy and daddy."
"the fireman! was there a fire at your house?!?" asked the prinicpal.
"no." wispered the voice.
"then why is the fireman, the policeman and a helicopter doing at your house?" asked the prinicpal.
with a pause the voice wispered... "they're lookign for me."
if this were my child, i would seriously strangle him once all the witnesses were gone- who knew priests could be soo funny!