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ydra Eternal: How DARE you bring your filthy offensive words into my god fearing christian household
SonnenscheinBar: ::Smirks::
Hydra Eternal: Dont you have any shame? The hell!?
SonnenscheinBar: fuckin'.. you.
SonnenscheinBar: FUCK OFF
SonnenscheinBar: bitch
Hydra Eternal: I cant read the damn bible in peace?
SonnenscheinBar: I MEAN
SonnenscheinBar: BBBIIIOOOTCH
SonnenscheinBar: no you can't.
SonnenscheinBar: whore
Hydra Eternal: Oh good one, you satanic whore of babylon, I hope jesus kicks your ass when you get to hell!
Hydra Eternal: :P
SonnenscheinBar: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SonnenscheinBar: You do realize what you just said?
SonnenscheinBar: "I hope JESUS kicks your ass when you get to HELL"
SonnenscheinBar: ::SMIRK::
Hydra Eternal: lol yeah
Hydra Eternal: :;snickers::
SonnenscheinBar: ::Giggling hysterically::
Hydra Eternal: im so bad
Hydra Eternal: allright, so I suck at impersonating christians lol
SonnenscheinBar: Yes.. you do lmao.
SonnenscheinBar: Maybe you'd do better at being a satanist?
Hydra Eternal: I could try
Hydra Eternal: I do have that goat shaving fetish afterall....
SonnenscheinBar: LMAO!!!!!
SonnenscheinBar: ::Dies::
Hydra Eternal: just that.....feel of running a razor through that soft cottony fur...the warmth of the animal grazing as his warm coat is neatly sheared.......ooohhh...
SonnenscheinBar: You mean...
SonnenscheinBar: "Just that feeling of sinking my throbbing.. hot cock inside it's warm, deep hole"
SonnenscheinBar: lmao
Hydra Eternal: .....ewww rissa has sex with aaaaanimals
SonnenscheinBar: no you do
Hydra Eternal: no YOU do
SonnenscheinBar: I have phone sex with stupid boys though ::EYeS::
Hydra Eternal: well hey, your romantic life aint none of my concern
Hydra Eternal: but I do gotta ask
SonnenscheinBar: LMAO
SonnenscheinBar: what's that?
Hydra Eternal: when you phonesex em, they dont go "BAaAaAaAa" do they?
SonnenscheinBar: Only the ones that live in New Mexico
Hydra Eternal: ::snickers::
SonnenscheinBar: ::Grin::
Hydra Eternal: ::gives her a carrot for that one::
SonnenscheinBar: ::Takes it..eats it::
Hydra Eternal: good girl..yeah..its good..mm?..yeaaah
Hydra Eternal: yummy carrot
SonnenscheinBar: ::Sucks it..slops on it..::
Hydra Eternal: ::brings out the razor::
SonnenscheinBar: .....::backs..away...chomps on the carrot::
SonnenscheinBar: ..::Trapped..he got her!::
Hydra Eternal: ::shaves her::
SonnenscheinBar: ::Moans.. i mean..baaa's::
Hydra Eternal: mmm yeah..you are one slutty goat
SonnenscheinBar: LMAO!
SonnenscheinBar: ::Bites at his crotch::
Hydra Eternal: lmao! No rissa!~ no! That's not a carrot!
SonnenscheinBar: LMAO!!!
SonnenscheinBar: I thought it was a baby carrot!!!
SonnenscheinBar: I like baby carrots!
SonnenscheinBar: ::SMIRKS::
Hydra Eternal: ooooohhhhhhh
SonnenscheinBar: Can I have another carrot? LMAO!
Hydra Eternal: no
Hydra Eternal: .....but you can munch on some nuts for a while
SonnenscheinBar: LOL!!!!!
Hydra Eternal: :;offers her a twig with some berries on it::
SonnenscheinBar: ::SNicker fit.. chomps on em'::
Hydra Eternal: ....y'know..Ive had some dirty sex..but this is by far the dirtiest thing Ive ever done or insinuated to
SonnenscheinBar: LOL.. that's because yer catholic ::WINKS::
Hydra Eternal: true...catholocism is a bit ABOVE this level of perversion
Hydra Eternal: unless your an underage goat, im not turned on
SonnenscheinBar: LMAO!
SonnenscheinBar: I'm a two year old goat.
Hydra Eternal: ...::snickers:: so like..when you have sex..do you ever just go "WWWWWIILLLBERRRrrRrrRRrrRrr!!!"
SonnenscheinBar: LMAO
SonnenscheinBar: only with you.
Hydra Eternal: ::grins:: I like it when you call me wilber baby
SonnenscheinBar: Mmm..willberrrrrr... ::Shudders:: You make me.. wet.. with your big long..baby carrot
Hydra Eternal: dont forget my twig and berries
Hydra Eternal: or my cock and bull
SonnenscheinBar: mmm and those too.. ::Humps::
Hydra Eternal: and my various other barnyard sexual refferences