"Please don't kick me out! I'm laughing at alpha-helixes, I promise!"

[kinkme]

Me: "methods to store data and make them accessible and comprehensible to members of the scientific community are important"
Me: correctly pluralising datum makes me feel like such a science pro.
BF: Yea
BF: would have fucked up TNG though
Me: Mr Datum?
BF: Yea
BF: Sounds like the eighth dwarf
BF: The one that they left down in the mine too long
Me: The Chilian Mining Federation looks down on your humour.
BF: The United Federation of Planets looks down upon YOUR brain damaged navigator
Me: HA I THINK YOU MEAN COMMS OFFICER
Me: OH YEAH, TAKE THAT
Me: ONE-NIL
BF: I'm not having a trek off over fb chat
Me: I'm having a "trek off" in the library rn...
BF: How would you even "trek off"?
BF: You shout KHAN when you jizz or something?
Me: Oh fuck everyone's giving me looks for giggling.
BF: KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN