OMG FEMALE THINGS + explanation for yesterday
I got fitted for bras (I am now 34G. No, that isn't weight, apparently, but nghhh my back feels so much better now *is a puddle of happy goo*) at Ann Summers (because sex shops always have sexy clothes for large tops and thin middles) and there was a woman shopping for vibrators (which is fine) with her husband/boyfriend (which is also fine) and a three year old child (WHICH IS NOT).
THE KID WAS PLAYING WITH THE VIBRATORS OMFG
LIKE FULL ON "MUMMY, CAN I HAVE A GELLY RABBIT? IT TICKLES! :D"
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AHHHHHHHH I like these reminders that reality is disturbing though. Speaking of disturbing realities, I also bought Frankie Boyle's autobiography for when I go on holiday, but I'm already 1/2 way through and I have a week to go. He's used cunt about a million times and a few of the jokes are MTW recycs, but it is funny shit. Rude, crass, abusive, horrible, offensive: love it. Great book so far.
Also when I made that anon meme yesterday I had no idea it would explode with Chulu wank. Dudes, srsly. I wanted to talk about puppies and sexuality and OMG CRAMPS and your work or school and exam results and shit. I did not want people being named and flamed. But, since I've apparently offended a lot of people (or one person - can't tell with anon) I will openly apologise for not understanding that some people are still reeling and have open wounds from it. My attempts to keep the conversation light and happy gave me the appearance of being a complete douchebag and I am sorry for that.
But seriously, whoever flamed me, I really don't want to be on your special little filter anyway :/ I mean, if you can't be honest on the internet, you have problems with honesty.
THE KID WAS PLAYING WITH THE VIBRATORS OMFG
LIKE FULL ON "MUMMY, CAN I HAVE A GELLY RABBIT? IT TICKLES! :D"
D: D: D:
AHHHHHHHH I like these reminders that reality is disturbing though. Speaking of disturbing realities, I also bought Frankie Boyle's autobiography for when I go on holiday, but I'm already 1/2 way through and I have a week to go. He's used cunt about a million times and a few of the jokes are MTW recycs, but it is funny shit. Rude, crass, abusive, horrible, offensive: love it. Great book so far.
Also when I made that anon meme yesterday I had no idea it would explode with Chulu wank. Dudes, srsly. I wanted to talk about puppies and sexuality and OMG CRAMPS and your work or school and exam results and shit. I did not want people being named and flamed. But, since I've apparently offended a lot of people (or one person - can't tell with anon) I will openly apologise for not understanding that some people are still reeling and have open wounds from it. My attempts to keep the conversation light and happy gave me the appearance of being a complete douchebag and I am sorry for that.
But seriously, whoever flamed me, I really don't want to be on your special little filter anyway :/ I mean, if you can't be honest on the internet, you have problems with honesty.