KITTY DON'T READ THIS

[kinkme]

So I just had my first

oh shit oh shit knocking at my door and there's dope everywhere shit shit I should probably put this out ahhh

moment.

Turns out it was my next door neighbour.

Me: hey dude what'sup? *cough*
Dude: Uh... what's going on?
Me: *fuck it* smoking dope and watching Star Trek YOU? *accusingly*
Dude: ...Star Trek? How lame.

SO I ATE HIS JAFFA CAKES.

WANKER