Dear Universe

[kinkme]

If you wish me to not quote Star Trek in this essay, could you please provide me with references that don't quote Star Trek themselves?

This is the third time I've hit a webpage with the friggin' Horta, I am not putting "Dammit, lecturer, I'm a silicon-based life form, not an Earth-like organism" in my work.

NO.

BAD INTERNET.

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[_samalander]

WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT

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YOUR CAT IS A UNICORN!

ALL MY ARGUMENTS ARE INVALLID!

(Lol someone should shop Unicorn-horns on these
)

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I SEE YOUR HERD OF CORGIS AND RAISE YOU ONE JON STEWART FLAILING:

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I SEE YOUR JON STEWART AND RAISE YOU A STEPHEN COLBERT DOING... WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS HE IS DOING

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I SEE YOUR COLBERT AND RAISE YOU A TAKEI AND AN ALTMAN BEING ADORBS:

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AWWWWWWWWWWW! ♥

I SEE YOUR TAKEI AND ALTMAN AND RAISE YOU A TAKEI AND FANBOY!OKA

[_samalander]

Is there anything George Takei does that isn't just fucking awesome?

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Well there was that time he ate cockroaches in the jungle with Martina Navratilova but he was pretty awesome in that too!

HAVE A MIRROR!CHKOV SO THAT MIRRO!SULU DOES NOT GET LONELY

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OKAY IS IT REALLY BAD THAT I WANT FIC WHERE MIRROR!SULU JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE AND MIRROR!CHEKOV IS LIKE "VTF CUDDLE?"

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OMG DO WANT! I LOVE CUDDLY MIRRORVERSE!

LOL MIRROR!SULU SMACKS MIRROR!CHECKOV UPSIDE THE HEAD AND PINS HIM DOWN AND MIRRO!CHEKOV HAPPILY BRACES HIMSELF FOR A HARD SEXING BUT THEN MIRROR!SULU JUST SNUGGLES HIM.

MIRROR!CHEKOV LIKES IT REALLY, BUT HE WOULD MUCH RATHER IT COME AFTER MIRROR!SULU HAS DONE THAT THING THAT MAKES HIM GO LIKE THIS:

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DEAR WALTER KOENIG: I CAN SEE YOUR FILLINGS.

ALSO. IS THERE ANY TOP!MIRROR!CHEKOV? LIKE, MIRROR!SULU IS KINDA SHY ABOUT SEX (I KNOW, I KNOW) AND HE'S TOTES A BAMF AND TALKS A BIG GAME BUT DOESN'T LIKE DOING IT AND WOULD RATHER BE DONE AND HE DOESN'T TRUST PEOPLE UNTIL ONE DAY (AFTER TOTES CUDDLING) MIRROR!CHEKOV IS ALL "ROLL OVER BABY" AND THEN THE SECKS?

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IN THE FUTURE DENTAL WORK IS STILL CRAP!

NOT THAT I KNOW OF... HMMM... THERE WAS ONE WHERE MIRROR!CHEKOV USES SOME APHRODESIAC PLANT TO MAKE MIRROR!SULU SEX HIM AND MIRROR!SULU WAS ALL WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BLACKMAIL ME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON? AND MIRROR!CHEKOV WAS ALL BECAUSE IT IS RAEP O CLOCK, DUH! BUT I DO NOT REMEMBER EVER READIN A TOP!CHEKOV

LOLOL HINT TO KINK ENOUGH AND MAYBE SHE'LL WRITE IT.

ALSO HAVE YOU SEEN SPICE GIRLS!TREK

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

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I REMEMBER THE RAEP O CLOCK ONE, THAT ONE WAS HOT AND I LIKED IT WHY DO I LIKE MU SO MUCH WHY IS IT ALWAYS RAEP O CLOCK THERE?

I MIGHT TRY TO WRITE IT BUT GOD KNOWS MY SMUT IS ALWAYS LIKE 'LOL I JUST WROTE DICK' AND WTF. I AM A 21ST CENTURY WOMAN WHY DO I GIGGLE WHEN I WRITE BOYSECKS?

I THINK 12-YEAR-OLD-ME JUST ORGASMED. AH THAT TENDER AGE WHEN I DESPERATELY WANTED TO MARRY WILL RIKER AND HAD JUST DISCOVERED THAT THE SPICE GIRLS HAD A WEBSITE. 1996, I MISS YOU.

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IDK BB, I AM ALSO PARTAL TO MU BUT MY MU TENDS TO BE FLUFFY SO THEY GO OUT AND KILL PEOPLE AND THEN HAVE SNUGGLES AFTER. THEY IS LIKE TRIBBLES WITH FANGS WHEN I WRITE THEM.

I WOULD TRY BUT MY SMUT IS NOT GOOD. I WILL BE WRITING AND THEN MY BRAIN WILL GO "HURRR HURRR THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

OMG I WAS ALSO 12 IN 1996 AND THE SPICE GIRLS WERE MY HEROES!

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I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN ANY MU BUT I IMAGINE MINE WOULD BE SIMILAR.

I TOTES UNDERSTAND, ME TOO.

1984 BABIES REPRESENT. I LOVED THEM AND NO DOUBT AND TOTALLY COLLECTED BEANIE BABIES.

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I BELIEVE PEEN IS INHERENTLY HILARIOUS. THEREIN LIES OUR PROBLEM.

I GOT LOVE FOR YOU IF YOU WERE BORN IN THE EIGHTIES! THE EIGHTIES! THUNDERCATS! POWER RANGERS AND TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!