SHIP WARS: RECRUITING CHULU
YOU
YES, YOU
ARE YOU ON BOARD THE WODKA BOAT YET?
THOSE OTHER MOTHER FUCKERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHIP. YOU THINK YOU KNOW PAIRINGS? FANDOM INWENTED IN RUSSIA, BITCHES. HOW YOU GONNA CONTROL A CRAFT WITH NO PILOT AND NO NAWIGATOR, FOOL? DON'T NEED NO SICKBAY, DON'T NEED NO CAPTAIN'S CHAIR, DON'T NEED NO ENGINEERING UNLESS THEY'RE FOR ILLICIT SEXYTIEMS. NEED ONE HELM AND A FUCKING BAD ASS WEAPONS SYSTEM. YOU WANT CANON? SHIT BITCH, WE HAVE IT BACK TO THE SIXTIES WITH MONKEES HAIRCUTS AND PRETTY BOYS.
JOIN SHIPWARS AND CHOOSE CHULU. CHOOSE THE ONLY PAIRING WITH STAYABLE ADORABILITY GUARANTEED AFTER SEWENTEEN WASHES. CHOOSE TO SUPPORT YOUR SHIP WITH FIC, ART, ICONS, BANNERS, TEAM CHANTING AND A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF CAPSLOCK.
SIGN UP HERE. AND SUPPORT YOUR FUCKING KEPTIN, FOOL, 'CAUSE SHE'LL FUCKING SWOOP YOU WHEN YOU'RE FALLING THROUGH THE SKY WITH TRANSPORTERS AND SHIT. AND GRAB YOUR FUCKING KATANA AND YOUR STARFLEET USHANKA, BITCH, 'CAUSE IT. IS. ON.
TRITE IS RIGHT. JOIN CHULU, FOOL, BECAUSE IT'S SWEET LIKE CANDY OR SOME SHIT.