Kink Me Bon-Bons!

Apr 13, 2011 21:52

With 22 regular posts under our belts, Kink Me! Merlin has developed several flavors and styles. These have inspired some of you to create works without a specific prompt in mind. But what do you do if you still want to post to the meme?

Finally, we have an answer for you: post it here as a treat for everyone!

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 14 2011, 19:18:26 UTC
For a moment it was sweet and happy with just the right amount of tongue. But then Merlin shoved his hand down the front of Arthur’s breeches and gave him a good squeeze. Arthur pulled back with an alarmed groan. “What - what are you doing?”

“Finishing what you started,” Merlin said. “Enjoy.”

This time when Arthur came with Merlin’s name on his lips, he groaned, pressed his hips up against his prince, and came untouched all over the inside of his breeches. They’d got backed up against the table somehow - Merlin hadn’t realised they’d been moving - and Arthur had his weight half on it and half on Merlin, panting wetly into his neck.

“God,” Merlin said once he could find the strength to speak. “I’ve been wanting that for so long.”

“Because you were a chair,” Arthur said flatly. Merlin nodded, but it didn’t really work because his head is pressed against Arthur’s shoulder.

“Yeah,” said Merlin with a desperately, giggly laugh. “It was weird. You kept sitting on me.”

“You were… very comfortable,” Arthur said. He sounded confused.

“You sound confused,” said Merlin, pulling away from him a little, looking him in the eye.

“You were a chair,” said Arthur. His frowned deepened. “You - you could move! You were moving yourself around!”

“Slowly,” said Merlin. “Yeah. D’you mind if I leave? I think Gaius is probably worried about me.”

“Right,” said Arthur, still breathless. “Sure. Yeah. You were a chair, you can have the night off.”

“Thanks,” said Merlin. He grinned and left the room.

-

He wandered back into Gaius’ chambers about half an hour later. The physician was standing at his work bench, stirring away at a little cauldron, frowning and muttering to himself.

“Hi, Gaius,” he said, making a beeline for his own room. Being a chair was tiring. Sex with Arthur even more so (though it was extremely satisying).

“Merlin?” Gaius dropped his spoon with a clatter. “Where on earth have you been?”

Merlin spun around on the spot. “Oh,” he said breezily. “Someone turned me into a chair.”

“For four days?” said Gaius. Merlin nodded. “Really?” Merlin nodded again, more slowly. Gaius stared at him, one eyebrow raised. “Really?” Merlin nodded yet again.

“I threatened to turn her in and she turned me into a chair. But I changed back, so it’s fine now.”

“Are you quite sure?” said Gaius. “You’re really alright?”

“Of course,” said Merlin. “Arthur sat on me rather a lot, but other than that I’m great.” He grinned. “I’m going to lie down. See you later, alright?”

Gaius opened and closed his mouth a few times. Merlin gave him a little smile and ran up the steps into his room.

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 14 2011, 19:31:53 UTC
ILU, anon. I squealed in delight when I saw the summary (what a great set-upt!), and cheeky!chair Merlin certainly was a delight. :D

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 14 2011, 19:32:54 UTC
*set-up, even.

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 15 2011, 13:40:39 UTC
Thank you! :3

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 14 2011, 19:57:35 UTC
LMFAO. You, my friend, are a genius.

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 15 2011, 13:41:21 UTC
Thank you! :D

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 15 2011, 04:46:44 UTC
I laughed all the way through this. Good show!

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 15 2011, 13:45:56 UTC
Thank you, glad to hear it.

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 brunettepet June 15 2011, 13:16:22 UTC
This was hilarious and sexy. Merlin's frustration and his attempts to glare and sulky moving about in Arthur's chambers had me laughing and I love that Arthur was totally unaware that his new chair was moving on its own. That chair certainly got a workout.

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 15 2011, 13:46:59 UTC
Thank you! Glad to hear it's not just me who finds it sexy. XD

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 15 2011, 21:51:56 UTC
This is adorable. I love chair!Merlin. I think he would be very comfortable to sit on, and I'm glad Arthur did...and other things. IDK, "Arthur sat in Merlin" is hilarious and hot at the same time.

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 15 2011, 23:08:14 UTC
Thank you! :D

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 archaeologist_d June 16 2011, 01:21:45 UTC
That was very cute. Loved that Arthur was sitting on him so much and having a good time! Adorable.

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 16 2011, 10:31:38 UTC
Thank you!

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 wldcatsprstr_14 June 16 2011, 03:02:30 UTC
Hahaha that was great! I was hoping he'd turn back with Arthur sitting on him. I didn't know Merlin could be so amusing as a chair.

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 16 2011, 10:32:35 UTC
Thank you!

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