Kink Me! #14
Kink Me! #14
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He hadn’t expected her to burst out laughing halfway through his stern lecture.
“Lefaye, this is a very serious matter. I could overlook fraternization if it wasn’t being so blatantly flaunted.”
Supervisory Special Agent Morgana Lefaye was laughing so hard she was crying. Supervisory Special Agent Kilgarrah banged on the wall to warn them to shut it, while Supervisory Special Agents Leon Knightly and Dr. Gwen Smith looked curiously towards their Unit Chief’s office from the bullpen.
“SSA Lefaye, contain yourself. Your life outside the BAU is your own, and goodness knows it’d do all of us some good not to be tied down to the job, but I cannot continue to endorse this behaviour, especially when you refer to our technical analyst as ‘you hot piece of ass’ within hearing distance of the New York Chief of Police.”
That just sparked a fresh cackle, the usually elegant agent wiping at the corners of her eyes to stop her eyeliner from running. “Sorry about that Penn, I just...” she collected herself and straightened her clothes, though the smirk remained stubbornly on her face.
“It’s just a thing, Penn, I promise you. Myself and the technical analyst have an understanding that does not compromise our professionalism whatsoever.”
He begged to differ. “Sweet cherry pie. Sexy angel. Unmitigated God. I love it when you talk nerdy to me,” he listed off. “These are only a small portion of endearments I have heard from you over the past week. You’re one of the best Lefaye, but I cannot have you making this team look like a joke.”
Morgana looked at him solemnly, and promptly lied. “I promise it won’t happen again sir.”
On the next case in Virginia, Lefaye proved her willingness to co operate with his request by putting her communications with their technical analyst on loud speaker.
“Sanctum of the All Powerful Tech God, bow down before my fount of knowledge, oh beautiful one.”
“Baby boy, we gotta talk.” Morgana lifted an eyebrow straight at Arthur. He was unamused.
“PG or NC-17?”
“You’re on speaker phone.”
“I charge extra for groups,” the voice quipped unrepentantly. The sheriff spit out his coffee.
Arthur was starting to suspect he had been lecturing the wrong employee.
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Merlin rarely crawled out of his tech haven, but when he did it was usually for cake scavenging in the break room fridge. He shouldn’t have been surprised, but he still gave a startled yelp when he turned around and Gwen was right there, fiddling with her suspenders and looking at him hopefully.
“Oh baby,” he sighed around his fork. “What’s wrong?”
They sat down with tea while Gwen told him about the Tommy Killer case, which Merlin had to sit and sift through the crime scene photos of and, ew. Glueing the victims’ eyes open? Just ew.
“Do you think it’s weird that I knew that ballad? I mean, not that the ballad itself is weird, it’s beautiful really, a great piece of Renaissance literature depicting the moral truths that still ring true in society today. I mean, I suppose it must be a little macabre, talking with death, but um, if you like that sort of thing, well... Is that weird that I know things?”
Merlin sucked on his fork thoughtfully. Mostly because he couldn’t quite follow. “Baby, I don’t know how you know what you do without having the internet wired to your brain, but I’m glad that you do.”
She fiddled with her mug, voice quiet. “Do you think this is why I can’t get a date?”
Well, at least this one was easy. His team was made of tough stuff, he didn’t know how they could do what they do, day after day, and still be so innocent.
Or maybe it was just Gwen.
“Have you ever asked anyone on a date?”
She blinked up at him. “Um, no.”
He pointed his fork at her, smiling. “That’s why you can’t get a date.”
She smiled back at him. Taking the proffered fork, she took a contemplative bite. Merlin plopped a maraschino cherry into his mouth, and caught Unit Chief SSA Pendragon holding a travel mug passing by the break room on his way to his office.
If only it was as easy to put his own advice into practise.
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Merlin as Garcia totally rocks.
You mixed my two favorite shows, ever.
Please, tell me you'll continue?
My first child, chocolate cookies, my hand in marriage! Ask me anything and I shall give it to you.
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Merlin and Morgana with the Morgan/Garcia banter = WINWINWIN.
I love this 'verse and all its potential so much, and being a huge fan of Merlin and CM and this is like a dream come true!
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