And what a love affair it turned out to be
I'm thinking that Kinkade walked into a gay bar. He knew that it was a gay bar but acted like he didn't. Just wanted to sit and have a drink that's all. Just a drink before going home to his lovely family. Across the room he spotted Priestly. And he sat and he stared. One drink turned into a few more drinks. Finally, drunk enough to have gathered up a bushel of that fake courage he stumbled over to Priestly and tugged on his sleeve. Priestly looked him up and down and shrugged. Shit, he needed the money so why not. And so they left together and went to some cheap hotel and yadda yadda the dish ran away with the spoon and Kinkade and Priestly fall in some sort of crack!love.