DRRR! KINK MEME: FIll "Those Damned Sheets" - Kadota Centric
Fandom: Durarara!!
Characters: Kadota, Togusa, Erika, Walker, Namie, Tom, Izaya, Shizuo
Kink: Any Character with the new Shizaya sheets
Rating: PG
Original Prompt: here
Those Damned Sheets
Kadota was tired. That was the only fitting way to explain it. After tiling a bathroom, retrieving Erika and Walker from Animate, and dealing with typical "Dollars" problems, it was only natural that he should want to pass out on his nice comfy bed. That was the only thought running through his mind as Togusa drove from the seat adjacent to him. Erika and Walker were in the back seat, heads pushed close together as they oogled their new products that were nestled deep within a paper bag. Erika was squealing in delight and Walker was just smiling the sly way that he does, as he voiced his opinion. Kadota didn't care, and paid no mind to what the duo was whispering about.
"To think, there was a limited edition version with BOTH of them on it!" Erika squealed, her knees pressing against each other as she squirmed in delight.
"I knew you'd be happy with this, so as soon as I seen it, I had to get it for you~" Walker nodded.
Erika, bag in hands, wrapped her arms around Walker's neck and pulled him close into a tight hug, burying his face into her collar bone. "Thank you, thank you, thank you! This is the best birthday present ever! Well aside from the limited edition Nendroid figurines~ No, this is better than those! It really is the best present ever!"
Walker simply returned the hug, knowing his air wouldn't be returned until she let up.
Kadota, arms crossed over his chest, let out a small snort. At first the two thought he was scoffing at them, but then they realized he was asleep. The two grinned as they got the most wonderful devious idea. Their teeth gleaming far brighter than any Cheshire cat's fangs could hope to obtain.
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Kadota was shaken awake by Togusa who was standing outside his door leaning on the frame.
"Hey, you okay man?" he asks.
Kadota waved him off, and bit back a yawn. "Yeah, I'm just beat. I want to sleep."
Togusa nodded, and stepped away from the door frame to allow the man room to exit the vehicle.
Kadota, feet shuffling, made his way to his room, eyes bleary from a lack of sleep. As he entered his room, he shucked off his hat, shirt, and pants, falling face first into his pillows. He burrowed his head deep into his pillow, and smiled. Now this was what he wanted.
Opening his eyes slightly, he was met with the face of Shizuo and Izaya grinning up at him with a "come hither" gleam in their eyes. Back pedaling swiftly from the bed, onto the floor, and finally against the opposite wall, he yelled. Almost reflexively he flinched, expecting a knife, or an airborne vending machine. When he realized nothing was coming his way, he looked up from between his knees, hands coming from atop his head, in confusion.
What the hell is going on?
Kadota, slowly crawled back toward his bed on all fours, cautiously. When he reached the bed, he nearly barfed. On his bed, instead of his usual blue sheets were white ones. On the sheets was a printed decal of Shizuo Heiwajima and Izaya Orihara cuddling, eyes looking toward who ever looked at the damned abomination, hands outstretched in a beckoning manner. Kadota, ripped the sheets from his bed with a ferocious roar.
"ERIIIIKAAAA! WAAAAALKEEEEER!"
-_-_-_-_
In the next room, where Erika was cuddling her original set of sheets, holding a custom made Shizuo and Izaya plush, while Walker sat on the floor reading the new Dengeki Bunko novel, they glanced at each other. Walker was the first to grin as Erika's eyes filled up with tears as she rolled over onto her back howling her laughter into the air, clutching her plushies to her chest.
"A good thing I got you two sets just in case, ne?" Walker questioned, his own chuckles starting to emerge.
"Yeah! That was the best! I think we might have beat even Iza-Iza-chan at trolling~"
-_-_-_-_
Somewhere in Shinjuku, Izaya sneezed.
Namie arched her eyebrow as she carefully stacked some paperwork. Izaya merely waved her off, and continued his work, rubbing his nose with a finger, sniffling.
Who would have thought these photoshopped images of him and Shizu-chan would sell so well? It was probably one of the best decisions he made in his life, getting them printed onto sheets, and selling them at retail otaku shops.
Wonder what Shizu-chan's reaction would be.
-_-_-_-_
Somewhere in Ikebukuro, Shizuo sneezed.
Tom handed him a handkerchief, but Shizuo merely shook his head rejecting it. Tom shrugged and pocketed the cloth. Suddenly Shizuo had the urge to strangle himself a flea. Pulling a cigarette from his pack, he stomped away from Tom.
Tom held out his hand in shock as if calling Shizuo back. He let his hand drop uselessly, It was impossible to stop Shizuo when he was like this. So he scratched the back of his head, eyes closed, sighing. Looked like they were done for the night. He then proceeded to pocket his hands, and turn around to return home.
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(Sorry if this is NOT what OP wanted, but I couldn't resist. Any CC is welcome!)