I love Sir Nic--my prof for Arch 6 (Formal Presentation Techniques aka. "Advanced Rendering and Proper Techiques for Pa-Architectural-Artsy-Fartsy"). He looks like Snape, complete with a sarcastic, biting sense of humor.
I was finishing up my rendering of a floor plan when Sir Nic approached my table to hover over my work. He called Chino over because he thought that Chino was using Crayola crayons to render an elevation of the grandstand.
Sir Nic: Oy Chino! Crayola ba 'yan?
Chino: Sir, di po.
Roseart colored pencils. Same brand ng markers ko last meeting.
Sir Nic: Ah ok, kasi mukhang Crayola yung box eh. *gets the box of colored pencils from Chino and tests a pencil on a sheet of bond paper.*
Si Nic: Okay 'to ah. Magkano ba ito?
Chino: Sir, ang mura talaga. One dollar and 50 cents.
Sir Nic: Not bad ah. Saan mo 'to binili?
Chino: L.A. po sir.
Sir Nic: AMPOTA NAMAN! *then exaggeratedly mouths "Ampota naman" with a shocked expression.*