Nov 20, 2008 01:26
You know how these work. Answer the questions by typing it into Urbandictionary for this one. good times.
1) Your name?
Jenny-
An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. She is the epitome of a goddess, and anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she's wonderful.
2) Your age?
19--
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. (I'll go with hers)
3) One of your friends.
Larissa-
The sexiest little fuzzy haired chick around! She could bite someone's head off when she's mad. Lots of freckles and funnnnnyyyy.
Larissa, Just a pretty girl. With big bad boobies
4) What should you be doing?
Sleeping-
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
5) Favorite color?
Sky Blue-
the color that no crayon can capture. a color that is never the same everyday. it changes all the time. sky blue is the color of the sky. duh
person 1: what color do you think the sky is?
person 2: uh sky blue. why?
person 1:is there a crayon for it?
person 2: no. because the sky always changes color...dumbass
6) Birthplace?
Silver Spring-
Located in Montgomery County, Maryland. Known for it's bad traffic, true-to-their-home students, late night drag racing on University Boulevard, a two minute drive from the University of Maryland, and great girls who know how to combine great athletic abilities and good looks into one.
Guy #1: So what's goin on tonight?
Guy #2: Dunno, wanna go chill with these girls from Silver Spring?
Guy #1: Oh hell yeah, they're the best!
7) Month of your birthday?
July-
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
That girls so hot she must be born in July
8) Last person you talked to?
Allie-
a delicious whipped treat containing both jello and booby munch.
"shall I buy the nutty allie or the female frosty seamen allie?"
9) Your nickname?
Jen-
Most likely the best name to have, ... ever.
If you haven't been blessed with this name,
its ok. You'll get over it :D
(and if this isn't your name or your friend/significant other's name then why would you waste your time and effort looking it up?)
Are you serious? Your name's Jen?! Fuck, you are one lucky little bitch! =D
or
I wish my name was Jen...
sillyness