Oct 15, 2006 00:53
Why do new customers in restaurants ALWAYS choose to sit on dirty tables? WHY? WHY?
WHY?
At the place where I work, if a new group walks through the door and there are 10 clean tables and ONE dirty one, covered with cups and plates and crumbs and spilt water and tea, THAT is the one the new people will sit on. And then they call a waitress over and whinge about how the fucking table is dirty! YOU CHOSE IT! You rejected aaaalllllll the clean tables and you CHOSE this lone filthy cluttered table! FUCK YOU!
Today we even had a group of people come in and sit on a clean table and then get up and MOVE to a dirty one! WHAT... THE... FUCK?