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✓ I miss somebody right now. (And thinking about her too much)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (The summer season has end, but the winter has just begun.)
✓ I own lots of books. (oh yeah)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (I can totally understand the Clark Kent thing.)
✓ I love to play video games. (Is this a question or statement of fact.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Yes...)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Yes, quite often.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Not that I am aware...)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Yes yes)
✓ I curse sometimes. (More often then not)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Yes, though I won't go into it.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Not yet)
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× I have broken someone's bones. (No)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Not really, I'm pretty open.)
× I hate the rain. (I love rain! Especially the Purple kind!)
× I'm paranoid at times. (It's not paranoia if they're really after you...)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Not)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Hell yeah, that and Godlike power!)
× I love sushi. (I like it, I wouldn't say love though)
× I talk really, really fast. (Not to me I don't.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (No)
× I have long hair. (Not anymore)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never even been to Vegas.)
× I have at least one sibling. (Not by birth as far as I am aware.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Nope)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Nope)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I don't have it now, other then my Cell)
× I like the way that I look. (Bullshit)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (No)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (I pretend not to be.)
× I have a lot of mood swings. (No)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (At least then it'd be safer)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Yea yea, I know cliche...)
× I have a hidden talent. (Not really)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (no, normally tired.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (I like to think so)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Once, but not twice.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Not really)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Naked all the way baby!)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (I like to look at stores I like.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (not really, to prove this to not be true, this is my first post in like two months.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Not seen, to have her speak is a different story.)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (You know who.)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Pretty much)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Yes, Boy and Girl please.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (My mom runs a daycare, come on.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (No)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (As far as I am aware)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Mostly Sexual.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (even if I don't want to sleep with them.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (No I haven't been on Aim or yahoo in months)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Not sure anymore.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (See Roommate question.)
× I own the "South Park" movie. (hell no)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (no)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Yes)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Yes)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Obsessive Yes, Perfectionist far from.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Nah)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Yes)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (No)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Kinda)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (Girls, not guys.)
✓ Democrat. (Kinda)
× Republican. (I ain't no bush humper.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (More likly)
✓ I am punk rockish. (Kinda)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (depends on what I like)
× I study for tests most of the time. (not really)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I don't tie my shoelaces.)
× I can work on a car. (nope)
✓ I love my job(s). (one of them, and you have two guesses and Target doesn't count.)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I wish)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (I don't even have my ears pierced)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (nope)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (nope)
✓ I love sea turtles. (Their so cool)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Don't wear makeup.)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (not sure)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs. (can't really say, haven't had one)
× I went to college out of state. (nope)
× I am adopted. (No)
× I am a pyro. (No, but I like fire)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (Yes, when I was younger.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Yes)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Sometimes)
× I adore bright colours. (earth tones)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (nope)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Nah, they can be kinda fun sometimes)
× I can pick up things with my toes. (nope)
× I can't whistle. (I am a whistling gypsy rover.)
× I have ridden/owned a horse. (nope)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (no)
× I talk in my sleep. (nope)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Yes, sometimes to soon, sometimes too late)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Nah)
× I wear a toe ring. (nope)
✓ I have a tattoo. (Yes)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Yep)
× I am a caffeine junkie. (It makes me sleepy)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (No)
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Yes)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (Not really)
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Yes)
✓ I'm an artist. (I like to think so)
✓ I am ambidextrous. (At somethings)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Nope)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I'd live in one anyway as long as some of them were hot.)
× I have terrible teeth. (nope)
× I hate my toes. (No)
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (HUH?)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (nope)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (No)
× I am extremely flexible. (not really)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (nope)
✓ I want to own my own business. (Yes, a store)
× I smoke. (not anymore)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (yes)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Oh yea)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Yep, The Professional always makes me cry.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Thats a secert)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (yes)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Yes)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Yes)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (No, I know a few i'd like to though)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Yes)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Yes)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (Kinda)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Yes)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (no)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Yes)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (sometimes)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (i don't think so)
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (No)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Ye... oh wait that's right he pretty much has.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (It's nice, but no I still suck at it.)
× I am a Libertarian. (I don't think I am)
× I can speak more than one language. (No)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Nope)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Sometimes, depends on the show)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (hell no)
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (No)
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Nope)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (ummm.... no)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Nope)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (yes)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (yes)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (yes)
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (yes)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (....)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (sometimes)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (don't think so)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (no)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (....)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (no)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (no)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (no)
✓ I dislike milk. (sometimes)
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (sometimes)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (yes money)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (no)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (no)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (no)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (no)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Yes)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (no)
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (sometimes)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (no)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (No just the dumb ones)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I like strippers, they're fun)
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (normally)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (yes)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (no)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (yes)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (yes)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Use to and hope to again soon)
✓ I love to sing. (Yes)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (I already do! yes score one for me!)
× I have a custom-built computer. (use to)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Yes)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (doubt it)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (yes)
× I've performed in three plays. (no)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (sometimes)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Hell Yea)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (yes, and not just their redheads( so no fakes))
× I am a twin! (No that the other brother)
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (yea)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (not really)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Yes)
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (sometimes)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I'm blonde it won't really matter)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (yes)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (huh?)
× I say random things to freak people out. (not anymore)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (huh?)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (Never really have)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (love both)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (not really, my friends and Lorelei do that)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Sports... what are those?)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (I can't believe I have wasted the time on it, but I have to finish it now there are only three questions left.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (they're the same)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (not)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Never had an Americano)