This is for all the cool cats out there...
I'm sick of hormones. Fuck them.
Seriously, what a shitty invention. Way to go, Mother Earth, you blow big fat penis. It makes relationships hard, especially when you're going out with a girl who practically refuses to do anything. If I didn't like her so much, her ass'd be like LAYED-OUT, like Superman knocking some wench in the teeth.
That brings me to another point, Superman is a badass and a dick. His penis must be bigger than my head. The only other person I think might be a bigger badass -- Vin Diesel. Talk about a man.
Before this entry goes homosexual, I'll talk about something else.
I think everyone seriously needs to to see this, since it's pretty much in line with todays entry's topic -- not to mention it's made for Planned Parenthood. Which only ups the hilarity about 1000%. WATCH OUT FOR THE PRE-CUM KIDS!
But, really guys, writing blog entries is way too hard, especially when nothing exciting is happening in your life.
Seriously, what a shitty invention. Way to go, Mother Earth, you blow big fat penis. It makes relationships hard, especially when you're going out with a girl who practically refuses to do anything. If I didn't like her so much, her ass'd be like LAYED-OUT, like Superman knocking some wench in the teeth.
That brings me to another point, Superman is a badass and a dick. His penis must be bigger than my head. The only other person I think might be a bigger badass -- Vin Diesel. Talk about a man.
Before this entry goes homosexual, I'll talk about something else.
I think everyone seriously needs to to see this, since it's pretty much in line with todays entry's topic -- not to mention it's made for Planned Parenthood. Which only ups the hilarity about 1000%. WATCH OUT FOR THE PRE-CUM KIDS!
But, really guys, writing blog entries is way too hard, especially when nothing exciting is happening in your life.