1) List 10 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them [10 - 1, 1 is the hottest].
3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4) Supply photos for said people.
10. Zdeno Chara
This picture demonstrates why. I have a thing for ridiculously tall men. He became my favourite, and my hockey boyfriend the first time I ever saw him on the ice, but what really and truly hooked me was the fact that he has a sense of humour. I once saw an interview with him, in which he was asked exactly how tall he is. He replied, totally deadpan, "Five-ten."
9. Jennifer Garner
Yes I'm straight. But come on. Girlfriend is HAWT. And the fact that, by the end of Alias, she was doing most of her own fighty stunts? While pregnant? Damn straight I'd do her. Don't even try to tell me you wouldn't.
8. Hugh Jackman
I think I first saw him in Kate & Leopold, but it was his Wolverine that really did it for me. He's adorably yummy.
7. Ewan MacGregor
To be honest, physically, he doesn't actually do it for me all that much, although this picture's not bad. It's the accent. Frankly, I could probably just pick random names out of a Scottish phone book and call those my list. I'd have to say it was probably Moulin Rouge that made me really take notice of him, though.
6. Justin Trudeau
But only if he gets a haircut. The shaggy dog look doesn't really do it for me. As for what hooked me, well, this is embarrassing. It was when I saw footage of him at his father's funeral. All I could think was how pretty he was. I'm so going to hell.
5. Nicole Kidman
Another girl, I know. But again, look at her. So full of pretty. She too hooked me in Moulin Rouge.
4. Victor Garber
Yes, he's old enough to be my father. Possibly even grandfather. But look at that smile. Most adorable thing ever. What hooked me? Jack Bristow. If this were a list of fictional characters, he'd be even higher on this list. His character on Eli Stone would probably also be on that list. The fact that he was in the original Broadway cast of Sweeney Todd just makes me love him even more.
3. Patrick Stewart
Another older, generally-stern-looking man with an adorable smile. I've loved him since Star Trek, but his appearance on Frasier as a flamboyantly gay opera star supplanted Sean Connery from the top of my Hot Older Men list, even if Connery does have the edge when it comes to accent.
2. Cary Elwes
A caveat: I love Cary and always will, but it would have to be a time-travel screw for him, because he's just not very attractive anymore. But in the 80s? My clothes might just plain fall off when he walked in. What did it for me? The Princess Bride, of course. Specifically, the exact moment pictured at left. Still gives me shivers every time I see it. Also adored him in Lady Jane and Men in Tights.
1. Orlando Bloom. Sort of.
But only as Legolas. I actually have basically no use for Orlando as a general rule, unless he's wearing a blond wig and pointy ears. Which I suppose, technically, makes him the oldest on this list, by many hundred years. But mmmmmmm... elf.