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[kingshacklebolt]

I once knew a bird who liked to bite. I didn't mind, not really, as it was all in good fun; and she was really quite fit.

SHE WAS NOT A MAD BOOK, HOWEVER.

SHE DIDN'T GO FOR THE TWIG 'N' BERRIES.

I'll never be the same after this. I'm half tempted to blame Regulus and move on, but it seems this book thing is the only thing I can accuse.

Comments

[cor_leonis]

i would have chosen far more devious methods.

and i would have been successful.

[kingshacklebolt]

keep dreaming, seems to do wonders for you.

[molly_golitely]

I'm getting rather good at making these nice little portable icepacks. Do you need me to send one along?

[kingshacklebolt]

Oh please yes.