Completely Random
Just Read:
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again. Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time she had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first or second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
Things That Make Ya Go Hmmm:
- Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
- Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
- Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
- Why do people constantly turn to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
- Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum cleaner one more chance?--I Love This One
- Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
- How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
- Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and you get to the top, you always think there is still one more step?
- Why is it that when you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table, you always manage to knock something else over?
- Why do women always ask questions that have no right answer? ex: You were looking at her, weren't you?! and the GREAT one :o| Does this make me look fat?
- If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend... Who really is the dumber sex? *hmmm*
- Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?
- Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all, there is no sense in two people remembering the same things. Right?
- Is the real reason women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women?
- Why is it your funniest moments were never really intended to be funny in the first place?
- Could you envision life without hypothetical questions?
Yep! That's all for right now... I can relate to SO many of those.. lol.. Can you?
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