Im so clever, but clever ain't wise
In lieu of studying for one of my twelve [4] mid-terms this week, eating, progressing through resident evil 4, or anything productive of the sort, I've decided to yet again disgorge my semi-coherent thoughts and wandering, overlong sentences upon this near abandoned and malnourished medium. This is due in part to the headphones chaining me to the computer (as I cannot possibly leave all my new music unattended), but also, as lovely as it is outside, the heat in my room necessitates that I sit in this exact position to receive as much fan blast as possible. I am beginning to suspect that we don't actually have air conditioning at all, and the dubious "thermostat in every third room" story is force-fed propaganda bullshit designed to keep the masses from uprising. I have yet to confirm fact or conspiracy, as the supposed Thermostat Keepers keep their identities a secret.
MSU, it seems, is rife with conspiracy. For instance, why is it that certain people always seem to get larger omelettes than me? Why, just days after a seductive, predacious pack of South Koreans were peddling their dog meat in the cafeteria, does the building close down because of an apparent "burst water pipe?" Why do the construction workers seem to be faking work (as I noticed today, one dude was merely banging his hammer on random boards, which he would then toss out the building)? Is the new union's construction just a front for another, more insidious and far-reaching operation? Are all these occurances related? This is the kind of investgivogatory journalism this school needs.
Also, Pete Doherty's drug use was discussed in my editing class today, I suck dangerously at Spanish, I need a shave, haircut, and dental appointment, and I think a thesis concerning the hierarchy of leadership on soccer teams would be totally worthwhile.
MSU, it seems, is rife with conspiracy. For instance, why is it that certain people always seem to get larger omelettes than me? Why, just days after a seductive, predacious pack of South Koreans were peddling their dog meat in the cafeteria, does the building close down because of an apparent "burst water pipe?" Why do the construction workers seem to be faking work (as I noticed today, one dude was merely banging his hammer on random boards, which he would then toss out the building)? Is the new union's construction just a front for another, more insidious and far-reaching operation? Are all these occurances related? This is the kind of investgivogatory journalism this school needs.
Also, Pete Doherty's drug use was discussed in my editing class today, I suck dangerously at Spanish, I need a shave, haircut, and dental appointment, and I think a thesis concerning the hierarchy of leadership on soccer teams would be totally worthwhile.