Weekend Update with your host Dennis Miller
Today is Halloween, an what am I doing? Typing in my live journal. Wow I am so cool. Anywho, Duffman's costume was sweet on Friday! I'm pretty proud of myself for assembling a sweet costume in only 3 hours. But enough of my Ego, the one other costume besides my girlfriends was Derek's. Not because it was really cool, but because some dude wore the same costume at the Oklahoma / Oklahoma St. game, and he was on TV, so go Derek for having a popular costume from the dust belt. Anyway Friday I got FUCKIN HAMMERED! How do I know? because I don't remember much from that night without other people's assistant. IF you weren't there here are some Highlights:
I did the Duffman Strut
I broke my own record drinking Jager bombs for one night
I spent a shitload of money and I don't even know on what, except for Charlie's long island, cuz I bought that before the heavy drinking commenced
I passed out on the floor of the bathroom
and finally I decided I was too warm so I slept topless til the next morning, at which point I felt quite violated
The required recooperation time for Friday did not happen Saturday. My sister had made plans for us to watch the game in Ann Arbor, and get drunk for free. It took til about 5 before I could really drink anything. Oh I spent the week looking for People to come down and party, however everyone was either under 21(which is why they weren't contacted in the first place) or busy, or unreachable by cellphone, but whatever it was still fun. Got back to town around 9:30pm and carved pumpkins, something I haven't done since I was 10, but still fun except for the pumpkin guts part. Went to bed early on Saturday, God Damn it I'm getting old. This was brunch with Lydia's family for one her cousins confirmations that occured last April, they were late on the party. Then a little shopping at the Body Shop. Ok before the comments about how gay it is for guys to use stuff from the Body Shop, FUCK OFF! I like it, and I'm soft. Anyway I did a bit of cleaning, more than I bit cuz now my room is habitable, and am currently looking for something to do or work on. Also still trying to figure out what to do for my 1 year anniversary with Lydia, yeah wow 1 year. Anyway no complete ideas so I need some help. Ok time to stop typing.
I did the Duffman Strut
I broke my own record drinking Jager bombs for one night
I spent a shitload of money and I don't even know on what, except for Charlie's long island, cuz I bought that before the heavy drinking commenced
I passed out on the floor of the bathroom
and finally I decided I was too warm so I slept topless til the next morning, at which point I felt quite violated
The required recooperation time for Friday did not happen Saturday. My sister had made plans for us to watch the game in Ann Arbor, and get drunk for free. It took til about 5 before I could really drink anything. Oh I spent the week looking for People to come down and party, however everyone was either under 21(which is why they weren't contacted in the first place) or busy, or unreachable by cellphone, but whatever it was still fun. Got back to town around 9:30pm and carved pumpkins, something I haven't done since I was 10, but still fun except for the pumpkin guts part. Went to bed early on Saturday, God Damn it I'm getting old. This was brunch with Lydia's family for one her cousins confirmations that occured last April, they were late on the party. Then a little shopping at the Body Shop. Ok before the comments about how gay it is for guys to use stuff from the Body Shop, FUCK OFF! I like it, and I'm soft. Anyway I did a bit of cleaning, more than I bit cuz now my room is habitable, and am currently looking for something to do or work on. Also still trying to figure out what to do for my 1 year anniversary with Lydia, yeah wow 1 year. Anyway no complete ideas so I need some help. Ok time to stop typing.