I'm getting a pony!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I gave typesinside a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole kyodi's purse (30 points). Last Friday I broke meggerzzzz's X-Box (-12 points). In March I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (700 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
kingpedro