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[kingofyo1]

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Figuring out why I really need 7 e-mail addresses.

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aight guys, well it seems that my first professional bass job is finished.i played one song for beau rivage with a pro piano player and drummer. 2 guitarists also... my "dreams" concert is finished, it was alright, from what ive heard, emeril wasnt there this year... it was about some sort of... o yea! the basis was heroes... and... um... police and firemen and ambulance pplz. played about 10 games of ddr at teh beau between friday and today... i sorta sucked since the pads are too highly weighted, so i couldnt hold a freeze... halfway through, it friggin n.g. me. GAY SHIT. especially on songs with lots of freeze arrows. 'v', for instance.

tenacious d-fuck her gently

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Intro, slow verse and chorus:

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This is for the ladies...but fellas, listen closely...

D F#m
You don’t always have to fuck her hard.
Em A
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do.
D F#m
Sometimes you gotta make some love,
Em A
and fuckin’ give her some smooches too.

Bm

G Bm G
Sometimes you’ve got to squeeze, sometimes you’ve got to say please,
D A
sometimes you got to say hey,

D F#m Em A
I’m gonna fuck you softly. I’m gonna screw you gently.
D F#m Em A
I’m gonna hump you sweetly. I’m gonna bone you discreetly.

Bm G
And then you say hey I brought you flowers,
D A
And then you say wait a minute sally,
Bm G E
I think I’ve got something in my teeth could you get it out for me
A
That’s fuckin’ teamwork.

-Verse-
D F#m
What’s your favorite posish(position)
Em A D
That’s cool with me, it’s not my favorite, but I’ll do it for you.
D F#m
What’s you favorite dish?
Em A
I’m not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from Zanzibar.

-Chorus 2-
(loud)Bm G
And then I’m gonna love you completely
(soft)D A
and then I’ll fuckin’ fuck you discreetly
(loud)Bm G
and then I’ll fuckin’ bone you completely
F#5 Em A C G D
and then I’m gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaaaard
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Bb7 C D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd