3rd Short - [Voice]

[kingofwaste]

[Alright, now that the dust has settled after Oswald's first ever experiment, it's time for him to get down to business. First things first, and that's getting in touch with the Malnosso CEO. Filters? Nope, never heard of that. Oswald's calling him out publicly.]

Hey, I'm looking for this guy calling himself Catherine. Ya know, the big chief

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[kingofwaste]

But what if we end up needing one after all? Then we'll all be wishing we elected one when we had the time.

[kingofwaste]

... Uhm. Well, they're neutral, for one. So when there's two villagers havin' an argument, the ruler can decide how to settle it. And when an outside source tries to make contact with us, the figurehead can speak with it in all our behalves, ya know?

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[kingofwaste]

... Everyone does. Or, well, the majority of us, anyway. But that's when the figurehead is elected by the people. Democracy and all.

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[kingofwaste]

But if you're a king who took charge by himself and you're doin' a decent job of it, then the people will be content and adore ya. So that's a clue you're doin' it right and you're workin' in behalf of all your people.

[kingofwaste]

O-oh, really? [His spirit, it is somewhat crushed now.]

[kingofwaste]

[Oblivious is a better word, probably.] Huh.

... So uh... If ya don't mind me askin'. How come you aren't wearing any clothes? Are you one of those pet animals, like Pluto? It's weird though, 'cause you talk like a human. Or maybe more like Bugs...

[kingofwaste]

[He has no clue. This cat doesn't look young enough to be a baby animal; baby animals can get away with being unclothed.] Then why so... domestic?

[kingofwaste]

... Free food? But you get that here anyway. Do ya like being petted, maybe?